Who do the UBBDev'ers pick for Prez? Cast your vote before the poll closes. Non-US members welcome to participate as well.
(We take you now to the Oval Office.)
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
So i'm guessing your not a bush fan?
Originally posted by Brett:
So i'm guessing your not a bush fan?
actually I am not sure I like kerry more so I guess i'll just see who wins in the end.
They both suck...but since I work for one of the evil drug companies....
did you know that in europe we could not access george w bush's website? ... this is probably the case for anyone outside the US
Bush might not be the worse of the two. I just think he should get better advisers.
I agree with Tack's, they both suck... But I voted Bush, why? Because kerry is an aarogant pr**k...
Originally posted by Ian Spence:
*kicks the Bush fan*
/voted for bush
Kansas is prodominatly republican anyway. But as soon as it's offical that Bush has Ohio and New Mexico it's all over.
I voted early and often for Bush
It's interesting; I was looking at the results on CNN today; most of OR voted Bush; however all of the electoral college votes went for kerry...
Kerry conceeded, Bush wins another 4 years-
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6363692/
Was almost too good to be true; then I saw it on TV for the interview!