UBB.Dev
Posted By: tackaberry UBBDev Presidential Poll - 11/03/2004 12:29 AM
Who do the UBBDev'ers pick for Prez? Cast your vote before the poll closes. Non-US members welcome to participate as well.
Posted By: Charles Re: UBBDev Presidential Poll - 11/03/2004 12:47 AM
(We take you now to the Oval Office.)
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
Posted By: Brett Re: UBBDev Presidential Poll - 11/03/2004 1:07 AM
So i'm guessing your not a bush fan? tipsy
Posted By: Ian Spence Re: UBBDev Presidential Poll - 11/03/2004 1:21 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Brett:

So i'm guessing your not a bush fan? tipsy

*kicks the Bush fan*
Posted By: Charles Re: UBBDev Presidential Poll - 11/03/2004 1:21 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Brett:

So i'm guessing your not a bush fan? tipsy
actually I am not sure I like kerry more so I guess i'll just see who wins in the end.
Posted By: tackaberry Re: UBBDev Presidential Poll - 11/03/2004 1:22 AM
They both suck...but since I work for one of the evil drug companies....
Posted By: Charles Re: UBBDev Presidential Poll - 11/03/2004 1:29 AM
did you know that in europe we could not access george w bush's website? ... this is probably the case for anyone outside the US

Bush might not be the worse of the two. I just think he should get better advisers.
Posted By: Gizmo Re: UBBDev Presidential Poll - 11/03/2004 1:48 AM
I agree with Tack's, they both suck... But I voted Bush, why? Because kerry is an aarogant pr**k...
Posted By: Brett Re: UBBDev Presidential Poll - 11/03/2004 9:06 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Ian Spence:
*kicks the Bush fan*
/voted for bush laugh
Kansas is prodominatly republican anyway. But as soon as it's offical that Bush has Ohio and New Mexico it's all over. smile
Posted By: AllenAyres Re: UBBDev Presidential Poll - 11/03/2004 9:32 AM
I voted early and often for Bush tipsy
Posted By: Gizmo Re: UBBDev Presidential Poll - 11/03/2004 2:46 PM
It's interesting; I was looking at the results on CNN today; most of OR voted Bush; however all of the electoral college votes went for kerry...
Posted By: Ron M Re: UBBDev Presidential Poll - 11/03/2004 8:23 PM
Kerry conceeded, Bush wins another 4 years- http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6363692/
Posted By: Gizmo Re: UBBDev Presidential Poll - 11/03/2004 10:16 PM
Was almost too good to be true; then I saw it on TV for the interview!
© UBB.Developers