Simple: answer the question and leave one of your own for the next person.
Q: What's the last book you read?
A: Bible, tho I am no scholar. The last other book was a finance book for my degree. I love to read books, but always felt guilty about reading for pleasure when I had a thesis to complete. I haven't stopped for that simple pleasure yet since then..
Q: Are you talkin to me?!?!?
A: No, I'm talkin' to Scats and you don't look at all like her.
Q: What'd ya do that for?
A. What did I do what for? Why did I yell at you to make your HTML validate? Because I can!
Q. What's my current screen resolution? Heh.
A: 1280x1024
Q: What's mine?
A. 1024x768, the same as mine!
Q. What's your favorite style of music? (Rock, Punk, Ska, Jazz, you get the picture...)
A. Loud
Q. What's the average weight of a fully grown african swallow?
Just a thought
A: 135 grams
Q: What's the average weight of a fully grown ubb developer?
A: 1000 lbs
Q: How old am I?
A. 13, but you act like an 11-year-old.
Q. What's the latest build of AIM?
A: build 4.3.2229
Q: What's your favorite movie of this year?
A: Gladiator
Q: Why didn't Matt know my screen resolution was 1280x1024... even after the big hint?
A. Because he's got better things to think about.
Q. What's the square root of -1?
Just a thought
A ) i
Q ) What will the next question be?
Amy
A) The one I'm about to ask
Q) Why was gladiator my favorite movie of the year?
A) Because Russel Crow is Cute
Q) What is the capital of France ?
A) "F"
Q) Do you install beta hacks on your board or do you wait for final versions?
A) Beta what ?
Q) how much is "pie" ?
A) 3.1415
Q) Pepsi or Coke?
A. Coke. Never been able to snort pepsi.
Q. What's the best ubb hack ever (one of mine i hope :D)
Just a thought
A) Who Is Cal Online
Q) What is the main population of Greenland ?
A. The people who live there
Q. When is nav getting a hair cut?
Just a thought
A. The way I understand how it works, Navaho would have to think about doing it, and then Charles would be in charge of implementing it.
Q. Does Charles accept bribes for introducing new features to UBB?
A: Yes
Q: Post your picture
A:
Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A.
www.iamcal.com/ubbdev/ Q. What's the biggest lie you ever told?
A:
Oh Lucia, you look BEAUTIFUL! Q: (again) How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
(a) It would chuck all the wood in the world straight at elliot for being a meanie..
Q.. How many months in traction will Borg need after that previous post?
A: He'll be permanently bedridden.
Q: How long will it take the mobsters Elliott hired to track down Lucia and break her ankles?
A. Forever, since Borg couldn't afford to pay mobsters if he tried
Q. What percentage of ubbdev members think Lucia is off her rocker?
A: 100%
Q: How will Lucia retaliate against my answer?
A: When your doorbell rings, answer it to find out.
Q: Least favorite food?
A. Custard
Q. How much fear does Stilgar feel right now?
Well, Borg beat me...
A:
Q: what is your favorite day of the work week?
A. I don't work, so all of them
.. Tuesdays are good though, because Dark Angel is on TV.. and I like that..
Q. What's your favorite game?
A: this thread
Q: Who is your favorite member at ubbdev?
A: Digital Boy.. those cute dimples..
Q. What's the evilest thing you've done and got away with?
A: Ripped a security camera off the wall in a local mall.
(this is when I was in high school so don't hold it against me)
Q: Do you miss H.R. Puffenstuff?
A: Er, yes?
Q: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
This isn't part of the game...
dimples are cute? hmm, this intriguesd me considering when i smile i have a dimple on each side of my face just to the left/right of my left/right eyes....interesting...
A. Under the sink
Q. What's Allen's favorite pastime?
A: clicking refresh in the UBB Members area
Q: So....dimples are cute??
A: Depends on the rest of the package.. DB's dimples are cute, I'm not speaking for the rest of dimplehood
Q: Thing you look for in a prospective mate?
A: Sense of humour, and the ability to tell the difference between a joke and a real slag!!
Q: If a tree falls and no-one hears it, does it really fall? (sorry, I do a lot of psychology/philosophy stuff)
A. Air molecules move, make sound. Regardless of whether there are eardrums to hear them.. It's like asking if the sun shines on a blind person's face
Q. What's your favorite book?
A: To Kill a MockingBird
Q: Yours?
A) Quite Ugly One Morning
Q) What's Navaho's master plan?
A. Navahoville!!!!!!
Q. Why is Ted noticeablt absent from the UBB support forums these days?
A. Because the real Ted has been replaced with an android totally undetectable from the real thing, except it can't type..
Q. What color am I wearing?
A) you are not wearing anything
Q) Why am I not french ?
A. Because you're from Mars
Q. Why do people here think I'm an incurable exhibitionist as evidenced by chuck's last post? ( I am ACTUALLY wearing clothes.)
a) maybe because we are starting to know you better
q) should I worry if someone rings at my door in the next 10 minutes ?
a) Yes, it will be one of my minions come to get you..
Q. How many emails a day do you get on average?
a) around 35
q) when is the next ubbdev worldwide meeting ?
A. My house, tomorrow night
Q. What makes you think you'd be invited?
a) I always wanted to visit neverneverland !!
q) who is the guest star ?
A: Nav
Q: You got five minutes to do whatever the hell you like in the world, no-one will remember afterwards, only you will...what do you do??
A. Borrow and wear the crown Jewels for 5 minutes
Q. What's your shoe size?
a) cut Nav's hairs !!
q) is it an actor in front of the caps cam ?
A: 37Million, you know what they say, okay, so really I am a 10.
Q: Do you know what they say?
Edit: this was in reply to lucia
[ March 30, 2001: Message edited by: Robbie Burke ]
A. They say that Ted quit IP and started developing vBulletin
Q. Do you know where your kids are right now??
A: I dont have kids
Q: When will matt jacob make my graphic?
A. Tomorrow, I told you already!!!
Q. What religion/denomination are you?
(For the record, I'm a Christian: Lutheran)
A: Who needs a religion?
Q: When will Lucia die?
A: In exactly 70 years, 2 days, 27 minutes, and 45 seconds.
Q: Why does Ted keep seagulls for pets?
A: Because no one else will talk to him
Q: Does Charles Capps have a life?
A: Only when I let him.
Q: you believe me, dontcha?
A: no, nav, ya big fibber
Q: whats this guys name? --->
[ March 31, 2001: Message edited by: @ragorn ]
A. The Navahoville Dude
Q. How many pets do you have?
A) 1 if I don't count my kids.
Q) What is your favorite programming language?
A: Perl
Q: Where is navahoville's dude ( :D) located?
A: The message icons box above
Q: How old are you?
[ March 31, 2001: Message edited by: JohnM ]
A: 18.753424657.
Q: AMD or Intel?
---Skorpion
A: Intel
Q: Whats borgs phone #?
A: 1-900-SHEBANG
Q: Your favorite candy?
A: Godiva Truffles
Q: What would you think if I sang out of tune, would you stand up and walk out on me?
A: Neither
Q: Favorite pizza chain?
A: Me'N'Eds
Q: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
A: Can't dance, have two left feet.
Q: Have you ever tried to drive on a parkway?
A: No I can't even drive
Q: favorite tv show?
A: Family Guy or That 70's Show.
Q: Favorite media player?
---Skorpion
A: Bill Clinton
Q: what is a shift register?
[ March 31, 2001: Message edited by: GimmeTech ]
A: I dunno
Q: Who was an illegal board?
A: 1-800-NAVAHOBEFOREINFOPOP
Q: Favorite source of caffeine?
A: HoneyDew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q: And you?
A:
thinkgeek Q: WHY IS THERE NO HONEYDEW AROUND HERE?!
A. Navaho stole it
Q. Why do you have hair?
A: I don't like Telly Savalas
q: What came first the chicken or the .....
A: God
Q: Who should be fired? (from here or infopop ;))
A: John M for trying to get me to say ******
Q: Who was the best looking Charlies Angel?
A: Scats.
Q: Was Telly really bald or was it just his shtick?
A: That was a trick question.
Q: What is Borgs favorite beverage?
A: Jolt Cola.
Q: You thought I was going to say HoneyDew, didn't you?
A: Uhhh . . . nooooo.
Q: WHY?!?!?!??!!?
A: 'because, because, because, because, because.... because of the wonderful things he does'
Q: Orange you glad Nav did not say banana?
[ April 01, 2001: Message edited by: freakscene ]
A: no
Q: What is a good question for me to ask?
A: What is 9x9
Q: Geek, yes or no?
a. yes
q. where was sal's smart media card?
Just a thought
a. was under a laserquest pack
q. Why does cal keep getting attacked by little children?
a. Because sally gets them to gang up on me?
q. Did sally beat cal at laserquest?
Just a thought
a. yes she did at first
q. does cal like plastic bags?
a. yummy
q. do sally and elliott think it's funny to try and trap me in a plastic bag?
Just a thought
a. yes
b. does cal think it's funny to scare little childen?
a. i didn't do it on purpose
q. is sal scared of ice-cream?
Just a thought
a. no, sal's just not such a pig
q. how much did cal eat before he went to Buger King?
a. ummmm. ermm. nothing. honest
q. when will someone else interject in this silly conversation?
Just a thought
a. not for a while by the looks of it
q. do we believe cal?
A: Now
Q: Please proceed with your conversation.
A: Yes, We will continue.........
Q: Why do bees have a stinger?
a. for proctection
q. Why do hot dogs come in packs of 8, and hot dog buns in packs of 12?
A. Because you live in England!
Q. Is it English people who have an accent, or do Americans have the accent?
A: Most Definitely the English.
Q: Why do the Yali aborigines trade their daughters for pigs to another tribe for marriage?
A: Hush, don't give my parents any ideas.
Q: How many ubbdev admins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None; We use digital lighting.
Q: What is digital lighting?
A: Non-analogue lighting!
Q: What the hell is with your answer to this question? *God I love editing Posts*
[ April 01, 2001: Message edited by: Robbie Burke ]
A: It's pronounced "George"
Q: Why does this guy
only have three teeth?
(edit: damn you switched the question on ME!! ;))
[ April 01, 2001: Message edited by: Bryan868 ]
A: Coz I punched the rest out. I am an 'ard man who likes to copy Vinnie Jones style!
Q: What was with your *weird* answer?
A: That's the only answers I know how to give.
Q: Why does a black widow spider have a red dot on it's back?
A: Oh, the "You Are Here"? It's so that they don't get lost.
Q: Who is Edward Kriz, already?!! Arrrrrgh!
A: Cal knows, he told me + Sal earlier.
Q: Is it true Ted has an army of winged UBB monkeys he's planning to release on IkonBoard?
BONUS Q: Is it true Charles is the chief flying monkey?
[ April 01, 2001: Message edited by: Borg ]
A: Yes.
Q: Does cal own a flying monkey?
A. Yes.
Q. Who was the oldest queen of England?
[ April 01, 2001: Message edited by: Matt Jacob ]
A: Navaho
Q: Who was his King?
A: Sally
Q: When is kharn gonna turn on his cam?
A. No, absolutely positively no you may not have another cookie.
Q. Where can I buy winged monkeys?
A: At the winged monkey store, silly.
Q: What's a good way to get back at Brian for that navaho=queen reference.
A: Bring Freddy Mercury to his house and show him what *really* happens to guys who are referred to as "Queen".
Q: How many people know who Freddy Mercury is?
---Skorpion
A: A guy who made awesome music.
Q: Which song was the following lyric in? "And I don't like Star Wars"
a. err "I Hate Star Wars" by Darth Vader...*shrug*
q. What's a good way to get back at Dark Man X fir the Sally=King reference?
A: punch borg in the stomach
Q: *again* When will i get my graphic from MJ?
A. When the very nice and very busy Matt has time to do it I suspect
Q. Complete the following.. "A body at rest...?"
A: "a body at rest...."
is a body not gettin banged Q: Will sally really punch borg?
A. No, she'll bribe some little kids to gang up on him.
Q. Has anyone here even HEARD of Isaac Newton?
A:
Isaac Newton: Creator of the theories leading to the Law of Gravity.
Q: Who was Robert Hooke?
A: Guy who messed around with springs, and got his own law...
Q: How long before the aliens arrive and wipe out humanity? (aka how long til I'm 18?)
A: Seventeen hours, six minutes, and thirty-four seconds at the precise moment of this posting.
Q: How many "Wildest XXXXX Caught On Tape" or "When Good XXXXX Goes Bad" specials has Fox aired?
---Skorpion
A: too many
Q: How much money have I spent in the last minute?
A: enough to buy me a nice Christmas present
Q: just who IS Edward Kriz? :rolleyes:
A. None of your darn business!
A2.
Never, I just realized that the image you requested was for pro wrestling, and I believe wrestling is immoral and unethical. Sorry bud, ask somewhere else.
Q. Were you affected by the Daylight Savings Time change?
A: Yeah.
Q: Who wouldn't be? (Except those guys over in India who think they're special enough to go without time zones.)
---Skorpion
A. Some parts of Indiana and most of Arizona.
Q. Where is the official United States atomic clock located?
A: Colorado
Q: How many pages will this thread go?
A. 30
Q. Which hockey team did my dog chew up this morning?
A: I don't know
Q: How old ru?
A. pi times 7.957747154594
Q. What does "UBB" stand for?
A: (johnM) Age is not measured in years, young grasshopper, but in the depth of the spirit and the capacity of the mind
A: (Matt J.) Um... Ill go out on a limb here and say Ultimate Bulletin Board... but I could always be wrong
Q: Why dont those stupid kids just let that darned rabbit have some Trix?
[ April 02, 2001: Message edited by: @ragorn ]
A: I think it's because Trix are really some super-addictive drug, and they don't want to give any of it up cuz they need it themselves.
Q: Where did the other two bakers from Cinnamon Toast Crunch go?
---Skorpion
@ragorn, Matt was replying to my question
A: The north pole
Q: Why did I put a CD icon in this post?
A: Because you have two left hands
Q: Who saw the joke on the FYI page ?
A: I didn't.
Q: Why am I up at 5:45 in the morning?
A: Cause you've had 3 mountain dews in the last 2 hours, dummy.
Q:Why am I talking to myself?
a. there was no one around at the time
q. what's the meaning of life?
A) Because I wasn't quick enough to reply !
Q) Why do I have this feeling Allen is watching every move I make
?
Aa: With women clouding our minds, we'll never know
Ab: 'Cause he wants to catch everytime you're too slow. (that's twice :p)
Q: Don't you hate simul-posts?
A: Yes, exactly why I have the below question.
Q: Why do elephants have long trunks?
[ April 03, 2001: Message edited by: GimmeTech ]
A: so they can stop greg from stealing their peanuts
Q: Did we goto the moon?
a. no, the photo lighting could only have been made by studio lights. The camara on Buzz Aldrin's chest was taking pictures of NA's head. and another thing, that lunar module thingy, if you ever see it- the doors not actually big enough for a person to fit though.
There's lots of other reasons, but I have the feeling I should shutup now
q. just how bored am I anyway?
A. Utterly, extremely, very
Q. How much fun is it to be totally mean and evil?
A: Depends on the recipient.
Q: Who framed Roger Rabbit?
A: No one
Q: How long will my headache last
A: Until you wake up in the morning (get some rest)
Q: Will @ragorn use the signature image button I made for him?
A: The length of your headache is directly related to how many Advil you take.
Q: Who has the oldest version of UBB?
---Skorpion
(hehe the simul-post strikes again! :D)
To Stilgar:
A) he is!
To Skorpion:
A) not me
Q) What happens when you push down the point of the pretty smilie ink pen?
[ April 04, 2001: Message edited by: @ragorn ]
A: Dunno
Q: How long will my headache last even though i just slept for a while
A: Until you take an all-new Advil Migraine Liqua-Gel.
Q: Who is on the U.S. five hundred dollar bill?
A: Allen Ayres.
Q: What is the highest denomination of bills that gets printed and is in circulation in the United States today?
---Skorpion
a. I dunno, I live the UK.
q. What colour is cal's car?
A: I thought everyone knew he drives a green UGO.
Q: What is life's most important issue?
A: Why Allen is in the ubbdev office early in the morning without....*shiver* a shirt.
Q: Why do fools fall in love?
A: b/c they are fools
Q: How old is Allen Aryes?
A: 854
Q: Why doesnt he look a day over 98?
A. He uses green monkey tea on his face daily..
Q. Who else thinks Allen and Scats should get together
? (jk guys)...
MasterMind - A: He used to take really good care of himself. (See my "What does Ted look like?" post for a picture of Allen in his pre-UBBDev days.)
Lucia - A: Maybe it should be
you and Allen.
Q:
Pepsi or Coke?
---Skorpion
[ April 04, 2001: Message edited by: Skorpion ]
A: Because they melt in your mouth not in your hands. ..... .... Oops, That's M&M's.
B: Why do cows moo?
a. because they can't say "ni!"
q. brown bread or white bread?
A: orange bread
Q: Who let the dogs out?
A: "This just in: the New York Police Department has recently apprehended the suspect who let the dogs out." (Hehehe.... ;))
Q: Who told those losers that they had talent?
---Skorpion
A: the posers
Q: How many posers post at UBBDev?
A. Ohhh must be in the thousands by now..
Q. Own up, do you watch reality TV?
A: WHat is it?
Q: Who should be a moderator?
a. me!
q. who thinks i'm wonderful?
Just a thought
[ April 05, 2001: Message edited by: cal ]
a. cal is the only one who believes it, everyone else finds no reason behind it.
q. curiosity killed the...?
A) CAL !!!
Q) What happened to the cat ?
A: Cal ate it.
Q: Do cats taste like chicken?
---Skorpion
[EDIT]
Sorry for the double post. This computer at school has problems with the site after I reply, sometimes.
[/EDIT]
[ April 05, 2001: Message edited by: Skorpion ]
A: no
Q: do chickens tastes like cats?
a. no idea, haven't tried cat
q. why does chicken taste like everything?
[ April 05, 2001: Message edited by: Sally ]
A: It doesn't. Everything (including chicken) tastes like Cat.
Q: What's the most humiliating piece of music you will admit to owning?
Q2: What's the ACTUAL most humiliating piece, that you won't admit to owning?
A: A Madonna CD (like a Virgin, yeah right)
A2: A song I wrote (ooooH)
Q: Why won't China give our plane and crew back?
[ April 05, 2001: Message edited by: GimmeTech ]
a. because you crashed into their fighter plane whilst spying on them and you wont apologise.
q. why do american's assume china is the one at fault?
Just a thought
A: Because they're not crooks, and because they never had sexual relations with that country. And anyway, that depends upon what your faulty definition of "fault" is.
Q: Did Lucia just loose on Sissyfight because she's a terrible female, or is there another reason?
[ April 05, 2001: Message edited by: Borg ]
A: Terrible female! Well is she? I dunno er.
Q: Who just ate the last slice of pizza?
[ April 05, 2001: Message edited by: GimmeTech ]
A. Me, in a fit of depression over losing..
Q. Why did someone accuse Borg of being gay?
Because he said Cal tasted like cat.
What is the meaning of life?
Amy
A: What do you mean?
Q: Why do chickens taste like cal?
A: b/c cal is a chicken
Q: when will ubb 6.03 come out
A: 2001, April
Q: When in april? Capps?
A: On the 69th of april
Q: Why isnt there a 69th day in april?
a. because it only has 30 days, people start to get confused if the numbers get much higher.
q. why are my fish so noisy?
A: Two reasons: Because they are yours and your signature says the rest.
Q: Does your website comply with HTML 4.01?
lol
a. of course not
q. where's my favorite t-shirt gone?
A. Capps ate it
Q. Why did he eat it?
A. I needed the fiber.
Q. What was the topping? After all, shirts aren't that tasty on their own.
[ April 05, 2001: Message edited by: Charles Capps ]
A. Cheesy puffs and chocolate sauce
Q. What else was on the shirt?
A. The UBBDev Logo!
B. Who won that contest anyway?
A: Not me
Q: what is your lenght?
A. 6ft 0
Q. What do you need to do to become a Ubbdev staff member?
A. I should know, I was one! It takes knowledge of UBB's and a good attitude!
Q. How long will it take for Allen to read all the Q&A's since the last one he read?
A: Ages
Q: how many centimeters = 6ft0
A. Lessee...6x12= 72 in x 2.5 cm/inch approx = More centimeters than I care to count!
Q. Where's Allen?
A: Under a in the dictionary...
Q: Who will close this topic after 30 pages?
A. The magic thread closing fairy!
Q. Who is the magic thread closing fairy?
A: MasterMind
Q: Who else knew that?
A. navaho
Q. What is navaho doing at this very moment?
A: laughin at that funny UBB For Dummies book cover borg made
Q: Who DIDN'T think that UBB For Dummies book cover was funny?
A: Ted.
Q: When does UBB For Dummies hit the shelves?
---Skorpion
A: Hopefully soon!
Q: Will I get a free copy?
A) You could, but that would mean renewal will get more expensive, so you won't
Q) Why does having 12 hours offset with the rest of you guys sux ?
[ April 06, 2001: Message edited by: Chuck ]
A: I dont know
Q: Do you think that navaho borned with his beard?
a) don't know, I wasn't here when it happened !
q) Are Ted and Charles Capp the same person ?
A: Well...I suppose if they both were replaced with androids, they would be the same person.
Q: When did they get replaced by androids?
A: 2025 AD.
Q: How many M&M's does it take to make an orange dog cry?
A. Dog's can't cry
Q. How bad has my week been?
Not as bad as mine.
Will next week be any better?
A. Knowing my luck, next week, world war 3 will be declared, and start in my back yard.
Q. What's the meaning of life?
42
Where did I find that answer?
a. THHGTTG
q. what does that stand for?
Just a thought
A. the hitch hikers guide to the galaxy..
Q. Also by the same author, tldttots.. What's that stand for?
a. the long dark tea time of the soul
q. who's the author
Just a thought
A. Douglas Adams
Q. Which author have I met irl?
If I had to guess, Douglass Adams.
Is he nice?
A. Wasn't douglas adams, was Terry Pratchett, and he wore a hat.
Q. How drunk should I get today?
A: None
Q: Does Lucia listen to that "None"
A: VERY drunk. Then you have to tell us all about it in another Fireside topic.
Q: How many whiskeys will it take before Lucia thinks she meets Russel Crowe?
A: 2 glasses
Q: Who think we need Anchor hack very badly after this topic..
A. ohhh me me me..
Q. What will I do when I meet Mr. Crowe?
A: Just start squawking like a chicken. You'll be best of friends if you do this.
Q: What is the best time of the day?
a. afternoon/small hours of the morning.
q. who the fck just rang my phone?
BTW, Allen, I see you're online here, please check your PM's - I sent you one.
a. not really, wasn't him, was an unknown number *plays spooky music*
q. the excorsist was pants, right?
a. uhh, got voted the scariest movie ever, emotionally traumatized people for life, uncut version wasn't allowed be seen for 20years etc etc, was in fact rather pants...
q. how long have you been under a rock?
A: Depends on what calendar we're goin by nowadays.
Q: What calendar we usin nowadays?
EDIT: Since we're on a new page, I ask again- Allen, if you see this tonight, please, please, check your PM's and/or go on ICQ/AIM.
[ April 06, 2001: Message edited by: Dark Templar ]
a. Gergorian
q. what is that damn tilder useful for anyways?
A: The Tilde (~) is commonly used in Perl in such statements as:
Q: Who else uses that commonly in their Perl coding?
[ April 06, 2001: Message edited by: Dark Templar ]
a) Infopop is giving it a try
q) What will happen if one day I meet Lucia ?
a) Erm, what makes you think you're going to meet me
Q) What's your favorite thing about UBB6?
[ April 07, 2001: Message edited by: Lucia ]
a) the moderator of the chit chat forum
q) Why did Lucia changed her question ?
[EDIT]I hate it when you change your question !
[/EDIT]
[ April 07, 2001: Message edited by: Chuck ]
a. first I've heard of all this
q. why is it so dark in here, it's only 4pm?
A. The curtains are closed?
Q. Favorite food?
A: Chocolate pudding pie.
Q: Is chocolate pudding pie actually a food?
A: Well...to tell you the truth, some people in my English class made some kinda desert with chocolate pudding, strawberries, and whipped cream on top...it was pretty good. So I'll say yes.
Q: How many people are using my stars/status modification for ubb6?
A: 1
b: Why does Dark Templar have a name like Dark Templar?
A: Because I'm a Starcraft/Brood War fan.
Q: How many people are actively following this thread?
Q: All of this site, the entire internet, the WHOLE WORLD, ALL OF THE UNIVEEEEEEEEERSE, MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
A: Where can I go to get some help?
A: Talk to Lucia, she probably has some advice.
Q: Oh no! What's that creeping up behind you?!
A: I got out of my cage again.
Q: Who's going to be brave and try to put me back in? I reccomend holding a long, sharp stick for your safety...
A: Cal will.
Q: Get your hot-dogs here, see Cal try to put Borg back in his cage! Place your bets here, and make absolutely sure you put for your question: Who're you gonna bet on?
[ April 07, 2001: Message edited by: Dark Templar ]
a. Borg (I think, I'm confused
)
q. 3:30am, and I'm not tired, I've had no caffeine, is my sleeping pattern out of sync?
A. Nah!
Q: Any other bets! C'mon people, Cal trying to put Borg back in his cage!
a. only if he lures him with ice cream
q. I need a tesla coil because?
A) I dont know what a tesla coil is!!
Q) Who
DOES know what that is?
a. anyone who's played red alert
q. why does tv suck at 4am?
A: Because technically nobody's supposed to be up at 4 AM
.
Q: any more bets?
A: Yes.
Q: Can I bet on Cal and throw the match?
A: Yup.
Q: Who thinks borg's gonna do just that?
a. hell yeah
q. I can't think of a question right now...do butterfly's have balls?
Change "wittier" to
sane.
PS does anyone know the answer to this? We've been wondering all night...
yeah, it's one of those deep philisophical questions that's been bothering us.
heeeelp
A: Perhaps balls of pollen?
Q: Scientific progress goes _____?
A: Coz Calvin + Hobbes already made it go "boink".
Q: What is the full title of "attack of the ********* snow goons?"
A. Attack of the banana snow goons? How on earth should I know that?
Q. Which movie did I watch yesterday? (name any one of 4 that I watched at least part of).
A: Hollow Man.
Q: Anyone else who's seen it- don'tcha think for scientists, the main characters are all unusually stupid? Like the bit at the end with the centrifuge... noone thinks to UNPLUG it?!?!
A. Yeah, no kidding.. like this one super smart scientist outwits them all.. But that wasn't one of the movies I watched yesterday
Q. Given that the universe is infinite, and knowledge is also infinite, would you like a piece of toast? And why?
A: Yes, because it goes well with my coffee..
Q: Would you like fries with that shake?
A: I always have fries w/ my shake. I don't always have a shake with my fries however.
Q: When will my wife and baby get to come home from the hospital?
A: Yes, please.
Q: The real question is, would you like some shake with your fries?
Double post...
Aa: They should be home by now, did she have a c-section? Most times they are home by the second day... if I remember right, your baby was kinda big, any complications?
Ab: Yes please...
Q: What is the best movie to rent this week?
A: The one I just rented:
Reservoir DogsQ: Who else loves
killer snow goons?
(My favorite is the one with the snowman family encircling and mourning the one that Calvin made to look as if it got hit by his dad's car :D)
[ April 10, 2001: Message edited by: TL ]
A: Me, but it was "attack of the derranged mutant killer monster snow goons".
Q: How long until Allen adds "all your" and "are belong to" to the censor?
A; Until someone says "all your censors are belong to allen"
Q: Uhhh Whats the abbrivieation for Maine?
A: ME.
Q: Who is buried in Grant's tomb?
---Skorpion
A) I'd say Grant but I am not aware of the american folklore
Q) Did you watch all the extra features on the MI2 DVD
A) No, but I did watch all the stuff on the Gladiator DVD's..
Q) Why are hospitals always pink and green?
A: To keep you calm. They also use light blue for the same effect.
Q: What's your morning beverage of choice?
A: Hot Chocolate. Or possibly a mocha-java-java-mocha-super-cafŽ-latte-supreme-frappa-cappuchino...nah. I'm gonna say hot chocolate.
Q: How many people have ever visited my website even though I tell them not to because it's been "unfinished" for about 4 years?
A) Milk !
Q) Why does the green color make you cam ?
a. soft colour I guess, I have no idea.
q. shall I have the peporni or the ham and pineapple?
A: pepporoni, like I'm eatin right now.
Q: I think cal wasn't able to put borg back in his cage...Who will???
A: Uhm, nobody. Too strong.
Q: Where do you get your pizza?
(Butterflies do NOT have balls, FYI. They have sacran sacks which....nevermind)
(Whats a good movie to rent today?)
a. The Pizza place a few villages away- they deliver.
q. How did MM know that butterfly don't have balls?
(thanks for that btw, been wondering for ages
)
A:
www.eb.com. FYI, they DO have ...well, something else.
Q: MOVIES! Which one!?
A: If you wanna laugh, and you haven't already seen it, get
Blazing SaddlesQ: Who else has seen that movie?
[ April 10, 2001: Message edited by: Dark Templar ]
a. not me. Top quality film: Fight Club. Damn I love that film (the fact that Edward Norton is reaaally cute has nothing to do with it, honest
)
q. Did you know if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate, you can make napalm?
A: Yes I knew that, but you
knew I knew, didn'tcha?
Q: What are Sal and I gonna do to Cals car with this unclean knowledge?
A: drive it
Q: Which was better
Silence of the Lambs
Hanabal
a. Dunno didn't see them
q. Does anyone actually believe *all* me and Ell would do is drive it?
mmm explosives
A: well maybe not just drive it heres the plan
Buy explosives
*wait you guys dont have money*
Steal explosives
put them in tha car
light em up
drive off with the car
Q: Whats better?
Insane-Realms or
Gamerz Paradize
A: Insane Realms (although i am biased)
Q: Tell me what: Retin A is
a. I don't know what a Retin A is, but a Retina is where light focuses on on the back of your eye
q. who's idea was the Jerry Springer show anyway? (kill kill kill)
btw, we'd trash the car, then explode it. and they'd be home made explosives
A: 6 satanists from Juno.
Q: What will be the final ver of UBB before 6.1?
[ April 10, 2001: Message edited by: GimmeTech ]
A: 6.099f (Dedicated to Caffeine).
Q: What will be the last 6.X release?
---Skorpion
A: 6.0.3.
Q: I think I'll see if I can't put borg back in his cage.
Comments?
a. Don't bother. I need him to help me blow stuff up
q. Why is it that I'm most hungry really early in the morning, but that's exactly the time I can't be bothered to cook anything?
A. Murphys law.. I extended it to cover all basic stupidities of the universe
Q. Cat person or dog person?
a. dog person
q. Why do the buger king kids club meal toys keep getting worse?
A: "Value Engineering."
Q: C'mon! ...When borg's back in his cage, he'll help me blow things up...right?
A) Dunno, maybe he'll start by blowing his cage up
Q) I thought one Borg was enough, am I wrong ?
a. nah, I'm sure there's only one. DT, too late, we've made plans to destroy everything, starting with cal's car
q. Where's my nerf gun gone?
A. Capps ate it.
Q. What's the one thing you look for in a friend?
a. being attractive when naked
q. what's the one thing you look for in an ememy?
Just a thought
cal, I don't think your friends who are blokes are gonna be too pleased about that
a. ***** factor 10
q. what colour is my wall?
A. Green
Q. How many people here were worried at cal's last answer?
a. quite a few I should imagine
q. how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
btw, it's yellow
A: 2, then it'd take a union break.
Q: How are you gentlemen ! ! (now that you've heard cal's last answer :D)
A: What you say
! !Q: How adorable is my
daughter ?
a. she's a bit young for me
q. what sound i ask?
Just a thought
A: You should ask:
"When did I find the time to amass 91351 posts?!" Q: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
a. wtf's a tootsie pop
q. as above
a) I'd say its a lollipop, but I am just a humble french person and as such I am not aware of all your american goodies
q) Why did I make such a pointless post ?
a. the same reason as the rest of us did
q. why is it so cold?
a) Maybe you should close the window
q) why has it been raining in France for the last 2 weeks ? (appart from the fact that we are frogs :D)
A: cuz its been raining for 2 weeks
Q: how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
A: Depends on how fast/strong you lick.
Q: Will this topic go past 20 pages?
A: Probably.
Q: Little kid: How about you, Mr. Owl? How many licks does it take to get to the delicious Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? (The owl licks it three times, counting as he licks, then bites it to get to the Tootsie Roll center) Owl: 3. Announcer: How many licks does it take to get to the delicious Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? The world may never know. (oops...theres the answer!)
New Q: So...who thinks my sig image needs work?
me
Just a thought
What dos UBB stand for?
A: Ultimate Bulletin Board
Q: Who else is noticing how hard it is to make good questions now?
(BTW, I fixed my sig image cal :))
A. Not me, my questions are always startlingly insightful and wonderful
Q. Coke or Pepsi?
A: Coke Every Time!!!
Q: Diet or Regular?
A: The real stuff. Diet drinks + low fat health rubbish = disgusting. [i]No fat, no sodium, no additives, no flavour.[i]
Q: Name a shong that has only 3 words as the entire lyrics?
A: Every slipknot song, the underlying lyrics are actually 'GIVE ME ATTENTION' in every one of their songs!!
Q: Am I correct?
A: I believe it actually says "WERE GAY, GIMMIE YOUR MONEY"
Q: Would you believe me if i said im a partener of infopop?
A. Depends.. what's a "partener"?..
Q. What are you doing this weekend?
A: "What" or "Who"?
Q: Who can I find to go down the pub with me now, since the person I was going with just cancelled?
A. Go there by yourself, as an exercise in self reliance.
Q. How many people believed the "Who" statement in borg's last post?
A: ME, and 26 trillion trillion other drones.
Q: Any other Monty Pyton fans in here?
A. That depends, on whether you're talking south african swallows or not..
Q. Most embarrasing thing you did this week?
A: /.+/ vs /.{2,}/
Q: What does that mean?
A: Picked your nose on camera but no one caught it
Q: Am i right?
A: No.
Q: Morning Drink(s): Coffee, Tea, or Coke?
A: Out of those, I'd say Coke...but...you forgot hot chocolate, which would be my drink of choice!
Q: Am I watching who's online right at this moment?
a. coke of course
q. favorite chocolate bar?
A: Anything. Not picky.
Q: Yes or No?
A: Maybe.
Q: (again) Am I watching Who's Online right now?
a. no idea
q. Will I ever bother writing up my maths coursework?
A: Answer not clear. Ask again later.
Q: (Don't you love those magic 8 balls?)
a. Yes, but I always shake them until I get the answer I want
q. why did the chicken cross the road?
A: B/c Borg Momma was waiting for it
Q: What does Borg's Momma look like?
A: A real fox, so I hear.
Q: Your least favorite subject in school?
A: Definitely English...too much writing!
Q: Who agrees with me?
A: Not I said the Fly.. it's gotta be Math!
Q: 3 > 14?
a. 3 is less than 14.
q. why do fireman wear red suspenders?
A: to keep their pants up.
Q: So...uhhh...yeah?
A: No, definintly not.
Q: Asphinctersayswhat?
A: Pffft.
Q: Damn the man?
A: oh whatever
Q: is this game going to ever come to an end
A: nope.... ok, well, maybe some day.
Q: How many UBBs do you frequent?
A: Not nearly enough.
Q: Yousa people gunna die?
A. All evidence suggests that the answer is yes, probably.. Unless I turn out to be immortal, as some kind of cruel joke..
Q. The biggest prize you've ever won?
A: I once won $110 in the lottery by having 4 of 6 numbers correct... I can't think of anything else right now.
Q: What would be the first 3 things you'd do if you won the lottery (after the money has been placed in your bank acct)?
A. Buy a plane ticket to somewhere special, hire a lawyer, go shopping..
Q. What about you?
A: fire a lawyer, invest some money, then hit the road for a year or so...
Q: Is this site locking up for people (it seems the navigation is having a rough time for some reason, just started)?
A. Fine for me, no problems
Q. What are you doing up at this hideously late hour?
A. Just got home from work.
Q. Anyone else need a new job?
A: Answering questions...
Trying to get a few things done... fixed the nav menu links for the db, added a few mods to a friend's ubb, working on organization of the database and getting it to look more like a database, mebbe ordering a webcam, you know, important stuff...
Q: What are
you doing?
A: Just getting up, its 9:38 am here. I slept for 4 hours and 8 mins.
Q: How long until I collapse if my current sleeping trends continue?
A: I won't know, cuz I don't get that much and I'll die of exhaustion before you...
Q: Why am I still typing these ?'s at 3:50am?
a. that's what I'd like to know
q. Who's just been handed a huge bag of chocolate?
A. Since it's not me, I presume it must be you
Q. Why am I an insomniac?
A: Because we all are...
Q: McDonalds or Burger King?
a. Burger King
q. Cadburys, Nestle or Galaxy?
A. Cadburys.. *sob*..
Damn hersheys. I hate them with a passion for decieving me into thinking I'm buying real cadbury's chocolate, when it DOESN'T TASTE THE SAME.
Q. Anyone want the recipe for the yummy cake thing I just made?
a. what type of cake
q. why do I have to go back to school on Wednesday?
btw, death to Hersheys! I *hate* them, they taste like **** .
A. Because you're not me?
Chocolate Amaretto Trifle to be precise
Q. Who will win the stanley cup this year?
A: Someone who doesn't deserve it.
Q: Did I only say that because I am a hardcore NHL fan..or, I have no idea who is in the play-offs?
A. Probably because you don't support either the wings or the avs, or any other team remotely likely to win..
Q. Why does my cat like to sit on me ALL THE TIME.?
A: He/she likes the glow of the computer screen
Q: Like peeps? (Not I
)
A. Oh you mean those hideously fluorescent marshmallow things? Nope.
Q. If you had/have a child, what would you call it? And why?
A: "Creature", because I'm evil.
Q: Who's been rummaging through the UBBDev garbage again?
A. Ohh, probably someone who really wants to get their hands on some UBBDEV classic memorabilia, such as a teabag touched by Allen, or one of the millions of vodka bottles that appear around the place mysteriously, always empty..
Q. Do you think Hugh Grant is sexy?
A: Hugh what?
Q: Is borg a trisexual?
A: Hey, I told you, that thing with Species 5289 was just a misunderstanding.
Q: Who keeps drinking all
MY vodka?
a.
q. I thought I'd killed off Species 5289 on Elite Force, where'd those other buggers come from?
A: Canada (stupid canadians)
Q: Is Allen a Nazi?
A. No, Allen is a "Forum Nazi" to quote his own words
Q. Why is it important never to say anything you don't want to hear in 5 years time around me?
a. because we'll still be taunted about it
q. how many carbon atoms to buckyballs have?
A:
60. Also called C-60..
Q: Am I right?
A: hmmmm.. 2 days for a reply... I guess not
Q: Chocolate, Vanilla, or Ketchup?
A: Chocolate, it's caffeinated.
Q: What do you think of the research into using carbon nanotubes to create ultra small wires for use in processors?
A: It goes great with ketchup!
Q: Paper, rock, or scissors?
A. Rock, good for throwing at people
Q. What's "your song".. or a very important song to you?
a. Counting Crows - Angels Of The Silences
q. Why can't I seem to find anyone that sells shelled sunflower seeds in England?
A: Most "3rd World" developing nations have a difficult time with imports...
Q: Who's funnier - Martin Short, Martin Lawrence, or Steve Martin?
Steve martin :- cause i don't know the other people.
what percentage of your close friend claim to be irish ? || {logical or } can anyone get me a job in San Diego this summer
Ohh about all of them.. I'm more irish than any of them too, and I never bother claiming to be..
Q. Why is it so hard to type with one hand and curl your hair with the other?
its not is the simple answer , try to swap hands
Q :
How come you Don't Fall Down as often ?
A: it hurts too much.
Q: Why is it even harder to type with a newborn in your arms.
hopefully the new born is moving spontaneously , and a hairdryer depends on your own bodies movement.
q
whats the last digit in PI , and what the other ones too ...
Q. There is no "last digit".. Pi isn't a number that ever stops..
3.141 should suffice for most
A. Is every marriage a happy one?
A: hell no
Q: How many numbers of pi do you know? and what are they?
i know 9 digits and 8 decimal places
they are
3.141592654 Q:whats on your lunch menu
A: yo quiero grilled steak soft tacos and mountain dew
Q: What are you having for breakfast?
A: Haven't had breakfast in a looong time.. :
Q: What's [the money] doing in Atlantic City?
hint
A: I'll pretend I didn't see the hint and say I don't know
Q: NO!!!!!?
A: DAMN STRAIGHT!!!
Q: Does this post make my ass look fat?
PS. Allen.
at least "most of our imports"
DON'T "come from abroad"
A: God no! More wide, than fat
Q: You lot like Irish people right? (or are we hated
)
i love the irish :rolleyes: i love me
Q: Wet or Dry/electric Shaver ?
A: Whichever, I am 14 and a late bloomer, so, when my stubble starts growing, i will answer again..
Q: What part of our lovely Island are you from?
cork
and ewe what part of te island are you from?
A: Well, I'm a few hours' drive from the geographical center of N. America..
Q: You think that's air you're breathing now?
A. I KNEW there was something I was forgetting to do.. Was wondering why I was turning purple
Q. Graphical Whiz or Coding Genius?
A: Graphic Genius
Q: Why do doctors call what they do a practice?
A: As they do practical work. (I think :D)
Q: Has anyone ever called you Bob McSandwichhead?
a. nope
q. have you ever been so surprised you've had the expression of a bemused haddock?
A: Not that I'm aware of.
Q: What the heck would that look like?
A: My mother in law...hehehe
Q: If sad George goes to town with a 3 inch penis and 300 English pounds, and spends 286 pounds and 34 pence on penis enlargment treatment, which enlarges the penis by 1 inch for every £56, how much money does he have and how big is his willy?
a. £13.66 and 7.11321428571428571428571428571429 inches
(what a question :rolleyes: )
q. play any instuments?
[ April 22, 2001 02:01 PM: Message edited by: Sally ]
A. Do you want the whole list, or the abbreviated list of the ones I'm better at than the others?
Q. Do you want children some day?
a. vast armies of my decendents will take over the universe.
q. why does tv suck so much on a Sunday?
A. Because you live in england.
Q. Does sally's last answer make you worry about the future of the gene pool..
A: Oh yes!
Q: What's wrong with living in England?
A. TV sucks on sundays.
Q. Why does american tv still scare me?
A: Because at the moment you're 46% sane. It'll make sense again when you're back in the decimals.
Q: Wasn't this guy in
Ferris Bueler's Day Off?
=
?
[ April 23, 2001 04:05 AM: Message edited by: TL ]
a. stunt man
q. do you have canned heat in your heels?
A. Ummm nope?
Q. Favorite chinese food dish?
a. spare ribs or sweet + sour chicken ball thingys.
q. favorite type of curry (all who answer korma will be damned to hell)
A: Navaratan Paneer Korma. (!= korma)
Q: How much time would the server have taken, while updating this thread, when i press the "Add Reply" Button?
A: 10 years
Q: Did you know that that picture of me up there was taken with a junky PC Video Camera and in bad lighting conditions?
A: Well, I can see the screen reflected in your glasses..
Q: Um, what's your dream car?
A: Ferrari F-50
Q: What is yours?
A: I'd have to say the E39 M5 or the E46 M3.
Q: Why do some people insist their Camaros are the best cars in the world?
[ April 24, 2001 04:19 PM: Message edited by: TL ]
A: Because they have their heads too far up Chevy's rear end to see how a quality car is built..
Q: You really didn't think I'd let this slip onto page 2 for too long, did ya?
A: Nah, no doubt you would put an end to that!!?
Q: With all the minutes that keep ticking away, will the watch be waiting?
A: Time waits for no man or woman.
Q: What do you do with all the worlds problem solvers when all of the problems have been solved?
A. While not a situation that's ever likely to arise, I'd probably just get them to think up new problems..
Q. Will you miss DailyRadar?
A: Not really.
Q: Will there ever be a winner for April's Spotlight?
A. I think UBBDev.com won
Q. If not, why not?
Just a thought
A: If not, then everyone voted for their own individual sites
Q: Anyone have any idea how I managed to wake up on time today, and not a half hour late like normal???
A:Because of the power of the force.
Q:I'm a newbie, do you hold it against me?
A: I'm a newbie, too. You don't need to think like this.
Q: What is the green thing with four legs which kills you if it falls onto your head?
[ May 02, 2001 09:59 AM: Message edited by: eniyi ]
A: A large dog shaped ball of snot.
Q: Does SPAM taste as good as it sounds?
A: No. spam tastes awful...I know from experiance from the old MRE's(Military Rations).
Q: Why is there so much wasted space in my brain?
A: You need to learn more.
Q: Who else knew that SPAM stands for:
Some Parts Are Meat ?
some person's awful mail
Q : are the american drink laws too strict ?
A: YES!
Q: Why am I old enough to fight and die for my country, yet not old enough to live in my country?(refering to drinkin age to high)
A: I'm sure it's related to capitalism in some way.
Q: Why DID the chicken cross the road?
A: to get from the left to the right! He stepped out of lane, got hit by a train, he
ain't no chicken no more! No!Q: Have you seen
Stripes?
A: yes, but it has been a while
-
Q: If the four foot fingers all had nine inch Nails.......would they have hands like Flo jo ?
[ May 03, 2001 01:16 PM: Message edited by: freakscene ]
A. Yes
Q. What does
Infopop stand for?
A: Information = Info. In a champagne bottle =
Pop.
Q: How hot is it where you live right now?
A: 81 degrees F, 19% humidity, not a cloud in the sky. Same as yesterday, and the day before that, and so on...
Q: How hot is it in the place you wish you were living right now?
A: 37*C
Q: What's your favourite Simpsons character?
A: Homer
Q: What is UBB Code?
A: HTML code gone baaaad.
Q: Did anyone else see that "When good XML goes wrong" special?
A: No, I was watching when Strict Perl attacks
Q: Which will be released first: A new Spell Check Module or a new Pricing Structure
A: A spell checker module.
Q: Is this the largest topic on this forum?
A:
http://8ball.federated.com/ Q: Who else is psyched that it's finally summer! : does the happy dance :
[ May 08, 2001 01:10 PM: Message edited by: TL ]
a. hell yeah!
q. favorite nirvana song?
A: uhh punda?
Q: Who wants cake?
A: I'm not hungry at the moment, thanks. I'll pass.
Q: Do you think if the governments of the world got their acts together we could colonize Mars in 25 years?
A: I think we ought to leave Mars the hell alone.. we can't even keep Earth nice..
Q: What do you think?
A: Quite a lot of things.
Q: What's the funniest word you know?
A: Sphincter
Q: Besides, the aforementioned, what is the grossest word you know?
A: phlegm
Q: Your favorite sport?
A: Basket ball
Q: I thought UBB6 was completly re-programmed. I saw somthing in it the same as UBB5x...
#!/usr/bin/perl. Why?
LMFAO
a. no comment
q. where do babies come from?
A: I don't know.
Does anybody?
Q: Does the chicken come out of the egg first or does the egg come out of chicken first?
A: Depends on which side of the road you're standing
Q: How much longer before we run out of questions and have to start repeating the same questions twice? How much longer before we run out of questions and have to start repeating the same questions twice?
a. that happened looong ago
q. how many cookies do I have?
A: Enouch to share with me???
Q: Which
end of the egg comes out of the chicken first?
a. the big end?
q. favorite bacardi flavour?
A: Is that some sort of deranged fish?
Q: What would happen if Iraq droped a nuclear bomb on us?
A: We would retaliate by fireing many more and completly destroying the country.
Q: What is the worst drug youve ever done?
A: Love ...
Q: Is this thread getting too long ?
A: 42
Q: Is this a question?
Just a thought
A) Yes it is.
Q) when will ubbdev reach 7000 members ?
A: Already has...
Q: Where am I?
A: School
*sits laughing*
Q: When will we get 10,0000 members?
A: Whenever 2,868 more members join...;)
Q: Has this question already been asked?
A: more than likely...
Q: The Mummy Returns, Driven, or Someone Like You?
A: Mummy Returns
Q: Rock, Rap, or Country?
rock
do you buy bottled water?
a. nope, i steal it
actually, i have a friend who buys the bottles, tips away the water and fills them with tap water.
q. what time is it?
Just a thought
A: "Time to get ill"
Q: Who is going to put reply # 500 in this thread?
[ May 22, 2001 12:54 PM: Message edited by: freakscene ]
A: The fifth person to hit the reply button...well fourth now
Q: Why is this topic called "Q & A" not "A & Q"
A: Cuz the question has to come before the answer...
Q: What is your favorite band?
A: Mason Jennings! (Minneapolis local) but uh.. mainstream.. AC/DC has quite the legacy..
Q: Why couldn't the girls answer my trivia Q in the battle of the sexes thread?
A - Cos we were too busy baking cookies and knitting and stuff.
Q - This is the 500th post, shall we go for another 500?
A: this is the 500th reply...
and why not?
Q: Where were you when JFK was assassinated?
A: I was a twinkle in my fathers eye.
Q: Why did I answer this without having a question ready?
A. for the same resaon i did.
Q. umm. What's your favourite color?
Just a thought
A: green
Q: Any bets on which version will have "who's online" as standard?
6.2
6.3
6.4
6.5
A: 6.3 is my guess...
Q: When is everyone (in school) getting out for the summer?
a. not for a few weeks, half term on Friday.
q. what's your favorite breakfast?
A: Crap
Q: Who else eats crap for breakfast?
lol
A: Not me.
Q: How long has it been since I last replied to this thread?
---Skorpion
a. longer than me
q. when are infopop releasing "Ultimate Navaho"?
Just a thought
a. When they manage to re-capture the alpha that ran away.
q. What's the story morning glory?
A: The story is, I just finished my Spaghetti-O's. Now there aren't any left. Pity.
Q: What does "Aptenodytes" mean?
---Skorpion
it's latin for penguins. Diem Aptenodytes = Day Of the Penguins.
(I know, I'm sad, I have no life etc
)
q. what song's at #1 in the charts in your country?
A. S Club 7, don't stop moving (Takes razor blades to wrists)
Q. What year did Elvis die?
A: Same year he OD'ed.
Q: Why is my computer so slow?
A: Because you're a fudgie. Buy a new one.
Q: When are the UBB Spotlight winners going to be announced? It's past the 25th...
A: Pay attention fudgie. It has been delayed because of voting problems.
Q: What is your favorite movie?
A: The green mile
Q: Do you wear boxer shorts or underpants? (Sorry for my English lingo:D)
A: Boxer Briefs
Q: Where are my pants?
a. on your head
q. what noise do rabbits make?
A: A rabbitty kinda noise
Q: Do you now any women called Percy?
A: Of course.
Q: Why wouldn't I?
A: Three point one four.
Q: How many digits of Pi do you know?
---Skorpion
3.1428571485714 etc etc
Thunderbirds are...?
Go!..
How many digits did sally get wrong?
A: Everything after the first three
... 3.1415926535897...
Q: How many lava lites is too many lava lites?
---Skorpion
A: None, you can never afford too many, cost too much.
Q: Where is Ell?
he got shot in vegas
who else got shot in vegas?
A: Couldn't give two shiny s****s.
Q. Could you?
yes (it was 2pac :D)
how gay is the AAA?
A: Relitively
Q: What is the product of 1 + 1?
11
what is the answer to the problem 8x-x²*25
if x = 12
A: Too lasy to answer...:D
Q: Are you drunk?
A. Yes
Q. Will someone please make me a cool sig image?
A: I would if I could.
Q: should I go get something to eat?
A: If you haven't yet, you've starved by now
Q: Who is this LoCell and why does she keep paging me?
A: low batterys
Q: how many bytes are in a tera-byte
A: Don't know but it sounds Tera-bul
Q: Ever wonder how these old threads get resurrected?
A: yes I do
Q: How old is this thread?
A: Pretty Old
Q: Who started this thread?
A. The lovely scattergirl, our previous head of international operations.
Q. Who wants to tidy my desk?
Just a thought
A. not me
Q. who wants cal to fix his counter script in the tiny project?
http://www.iamcal.com/tiny/
A: I do.
Q: Where did my Fruit Loops go?
A: My dog ate them (My dog probably would BTW)
Q: It's 10:51 at night. Do you know where your 60 pound UNIX Manual is?
A: In the drawer behind some other lost manuals.
Q: Should I go to sleep?
A: I didn't think you slept...
Q: Got mullet?
A: Nope.
Q: Is this place feeling a little empty lately?
A. Probably
Q. How come Allen gets to have an avatar?
A: That was the prize awarded for winning the Potato Sack race at the 2nd annual UBBDev Picnic.
Q: Which will prompt more beggin here....Avatars or Custom User Titles???
[ July 30, 2001: Message edited by: tackaberry ]
A: Because he can.
Q: What does Ronsonol Lighter Fuel contain? (and lighter fluid/fuel is not the answer)
A: Flammable Material: Please use caution
Q: Have you actually ever won any of those "Look under the bottlecap" Contests???
A: Yes
Q: How do you spell evolve? lol no cheating
A: D-A-R-W-I-N
Q: How do you spell relief?
A:Iced Mocha
Q: Who put the ram in the ram-a-lama-ding-dong?
A: Uhh, I don't know...
Q: Did you know I got a second place tie in the member spotlight?
@: Now I do
Q: How long will this get before it is closed?
A. Till me or one of the other mods clicks the close topic button.
Q. Think it'll happen?
A: Prolly not
Q: Who put the bop in the bop-shu-wop?
A: I did
Q: What is your IQ?
A: Somewhere between Omniscient and Brain Dead
Q: If you could be any flower, which would you be (me: Pilsbury)
-Tacks
A: I really have never thought about it.
Q: When was the last time you took a shower?
A: I tried last week, but the tub basin was much too heavy
Q: Do you think voodoo dolls really work?
A: Not a chance.
Q: Has 6.1 beta 1.1 been released yet?
A: Only on the warez sites
Q: Is the Scotch™ Tape on your desk Clear or Colored?
A: Clear
Q: What does this say?
A: What does this say?
Q: What did that say?
A: It Said What Does This Say.
Q:
+
= ?
A:
Q: Can Graemlins add?
-Tacks
[ August 01, 2001: Message edited by: tackaberry ]
A: Yes Very well when taught!
Q: Fill In the blank. H_ML
A: T
Q: Is that really a question?
A: hmmmmmm no?
Q: what is a question?
A: An interrogative expression often used to test knowledge.
Q: What is an answer?
A: this is a answer
Q: How many bits in a byte.?
A: depends on how many teeth you have...
Q: Gitchi gitchi ya ya ya ya?
A: pas ce soir peut-être un autre jour
Q: When did Allen Ayres win the the Bodybuilding world championship ?
A: Never....
Q: How overpriced is alienware?
A: Depends on the intergalactic currency exchange rates
Q: What do you do with your free time?
-Tacks
a. visit ubbdev
q. how many ningi's are there in a trianic pu?
Just a thought
A: umm, 3.
Q: Was that right?
---Skorpion
a. none
q. haven't you read the hitch hiker guide to the galaxy?
Just a thought
A: Yes, but it's been so long, and I can't remember the hundreds of books read since either.
Q: What book did you read last?
-Tacks
a. "The Selfish Gene" by Riachard Dawkins
q. what about you?
Just a thought
A: See
this thread Q: Don't you hate it when people
plug their other threads
-Tacks
a. yes
q. is anyone else hungry?
Just a thought
A: Yes! TacoBell is calling my name...
Q: What should I do tonight?
A: Make run for the border, of course
Q: What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A: A moldy rhinocerous.
Q: Why is a raven like a writing desk?
---Skorpion
A: Borg
Q: How did he get at the top of the tree in the first place ?
A: He wanted to swing on a vine like Tarzan, only to find that it required having opposable thumbs
Q: Have you visited the
Team UBBDev Forum yet?
-Tacks
A: Yes
Q: Have you ever heard of the opposite game of this one, that you say an answer and the next person asks a question? Like the first person says "A: Borg" and then the second asks "Q: What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?" and says his/her own answers for the NEXT question.
A: Yes, but you could also reverse the posting order in the CP to accomplish the same.
Q: What is the airspeed of a moldy african rhino carrying a coconut?
-Tacks
A: depends on the size of the catapult
Q: why are birds meant to fly ?
A. becouse they cant swim...
Q. Why is the sky blue?
A: It's a reflection of the world's oceans on the atmosphere.
Q: Why do you say birds can't swim?
A: He's probably never seen a duck, penguin, seagull, etc.
Q: Which "swimming bird" tastes best?
-Tacks
A:
Penguins. Obviously.
Q: Is there anything good on TV tonight?
---Skorpion
A. It's 8am silly
Q. Why does stilgar think the blue sky has something to do with a reflection of the world's oceans when it's actually due to wavelength filtering in the ionosphere?
A: Side affect of being color-blind, after all, isn't water clear colored? Unless of course you have one of those blue tablets in your toilet.
Q: To Upgrade or not To Upgrade, that is the Question.
-Tacks
(old threads rule)
[ 10-17-2001: Message edited by: tackaberry ]
A: Upgrade!
Q:Are you sure about that Cal? Can I see some proof?
A. No.
Q. Will this topic ever reach 1000 posts?
A: No, but it could reach 1,000
replies Q: What's the nastiest thing you've ever eaten?
-Tacks
A: McDonalds frys
Q: What came first, the Chicken or the Duck? :rolleyes:
Q: err... duck?
A: do you wish it was October 19?
A: Yes
Q: Can I have a cookie?
A. You wish, lol
Q. What does 'cyborg' stand for?
A.Who knows...
Q.What did you do just now?
A: I burped
Q: Why do dialup people use a firewall?
A.Because they have to.
Q.What was the last TV program you watched?
A. I don't watch TV.
Q. How tall are you?
A: 5' 0"
Q: Is this the BIGGEST topic you ever saw?
A: Coffee if it needs to be hot (now), tea, if it has ice in it
Q: Which color scheme do you like the best so far?
A: Today's one
A: The standard one that comes with UBB™
Q: Have you noticed anything usual about when they change?
-Tacks
A: Yes, they are a different color...
Q: Have you tried the new
multihack 2.0 ?
A: Yes, and it's very cool
Q: Do you hack with MultiHack or from the text files?
text files , can't install multihack from the office as i don't have admin properties on NT. and it gets all confused and won't let me install it . and i couldn't be bothered to do it at home
what was your first version of ubb ?
A: 6.0
Q: Do you like UBB 6.2.0 so far?
A: I'd like it more if I could read the comments in the source
Q: What color theme do you think will appear after this one, and when?
A: It wouldn't be the christmas theme I saw on the test board would it?
B: What are YOU doing for Christmas?
A: Marvelling at my New DVD Player and going out for Christmas Day
Q: What do you want for christmas?
A: I'm getting what I want, a cruise.
Q: Are you going somewhere for Christmas?
A: On a Holiday After Christmas, On A Picnic all day on christmas day.
Q: What don't you want for christmas?
Q: Socks and underwear.
A: Am I going to get socks and underwear for Christmas?
A: I hope not.
Q: Do you like Christmas Presents?
A: Who doesn't? Wait, that's a question..... um, yeah.
Q: Is this new (12/12) color scheme the best so far? I think so.
A: It's cute, but I think the one before was better
Q: Why did/didn't you join UD?
[ 12-12-2001 02:12 AM: Message edited by: LK ]
A: I joined UD because I know a few people with cancer, and I would like to help them as much I can.
Q: Why are there so many people that haven't joined yet?!
A. Can't leave my computer on all day, firewall issues, and I just don't want to.
Q. What's your favorite text editor program?
A: Mechanical Pencil and a cup of coffee
Q: What was your favorite movie during this holiday season?
-Tacks
A: The Grinch™
Q: What is the last CD you bought?
A: 4% from the local savings bank
-Tacks
A: Best of the 80's 2 CD collection.
Q: What is your favorite graemlin™ and/or message icon?
A:
Q: Whats your favourite Leisure activity?
A: Sleeping
Q: Why can't a GeForce 3 cost less?
[ 12-13-2001 05:52 PM: Message edited by: Durango ]
A: Because it can't.
Q: Whats happening now?
A: I'm trying to decide whether I should post in this topic or not.
Q: Where's that confounded bridge?
A: Who Knows.
Q: Whats gonna happen Tomorrow?
A: Tommorow is Saturday... So the usual, sit around and watch cartoons while I pretend I'm still 6 years old.
Q: What are you doing this weekend?
A: Sleeeeeeeeeping
Q: Why do/don't you believe in God?
A: cause it just ain't logical!
Q: Why isn't there a late night dodgy spinoff of Buffy with much nudity?
A: Because Playboy is better
Q: When, where, why and how did you decide to get a UBB license?
A: When: Forgot. Where: Another UBB forum. How I decided: Wanted a good forum and community.
Q: Whats your favourite hack?
[ 12-15-2001 06:29 PM: Message edited by: Lord Dexter ]
A: Don't you mean who?
Q: Isn't a "hack" a taxi driver in NYC?
A. I don't think so :suspicious look:
Q. What's the longest topic you've ever seen? (how many posts)
A: Around 1500 posts.
Q: Have you slept longer than 10 hours today?
A: yes. today i slept 13 hours.
Q: code red or regular mountain dew?
[ 12-16-2001 12:30 AM: Message edited by: dende ]
A: Regular.
Q: Whats your favourite soda?
A: Baking
Q: What's your all-time favorite movie
-Tacks
LMAO!
A: I have many favourite Movies.
Q: What was the last movie you saw?
A. Eva Hentai movie!!
Q. Do you know What hentai is?
A: Yes.
Q: Last thing you bought?
quote:
Originally posted by Lord Dexter:
A: Yes.
Q: Last thing you bought?
A: pizza
Q: why are junior mints so tasty?
A: Tootsie Roll Industries acquired Junior Mints from the Warner-Lambert Company in 1993. James Welch, the brother of Robert Welch who originally discovered Sugar Daddy and Sugar Babies, developed Junior Mints. Launched into the market in 1949, Welch named the candy specifically after his favorite Broadway stage performance, Junior Miss.
Tootsie Roll Industries produces an average of 15 million Junior Mints a day out of their Cambridge, Massachusetts Plant.
Q: Why isn't there anything to drink around here?
[ 12-17-2001 01:04 AM: Message edited by: TL ]
A: I drank it all.
Q: how old are you?
A: 3 months, 10 days too young.
A: Buy what?
Q: Last piece of food?
A: d?
Q: Did you realize that UBBDev is quickly approaching 15,000 members???
A: Yes
Q: Who is Member # 15365, which is also the 15000th member?
Hint:
A: I saw LK r0x0rz..... lineblack or something is #15k1
Q: How do you plan to spend the holidays?
A: I've been thinking about it since last Christmas, and I've decided to sleep during the holidays
Q: How many different Santas have you seen this month?
[ 12-21-2001 03:56 PM: Message edited by: LK ]
A: The one and only.
Q: Will you be going to church on Christmas/Christmas Eve?
A: Yes
Q: What will you do after christmas?
A: Most likely prepare for New Years.
Q: What will be the new trend in the year 2002?
A. Wearable computers. Haven't you always wanted a vest with a hard drive in it?
B. through P.
Q. Chess or checkers? (Hope this one hasn't already been asked.
)
A: Checkers, chess has too many rules.
A: On your eye glasses. If you don't wear glasses, they're gonna have frames to hold it.
Q: Cake or pie? What flavor?
A: Cake, chocolate.
Q: Fruit or Vegetables?
A: Fruits
Q: Why are you posting to this topic?
A. It's a fun topic, and we want to have the longest UBB thread in the world!
(K, so I just made that up...)
Q. If you were stranded on a desert island, and could only have one item from your home with you, what would it be?
---Jamin
quote:
Originally posted by Jamin:
A. It's a fun topic, and we want to have the longest UBB thread in the world!
Q. How leet are you?
A. Too much for you to handle.
Q. Why is your signature so large?
A. Change your sig please. 4 lines of text max.
Q. Doing any last-minute shopping today?
A: I sure did, took me three hours to get 4 packets of hot chocolate to add to some presents.
Q: What time are you getting up tommorow?
A. 11 or so
Q. what's the best xmas present you've ever gotten?
A. Jesus.
Q. Whatcha eatin' for Christmas dinna?
A. I already ate it, chiken, turkey, meat. The lot.
Q: Is Chrirstmas Good? (Stupid Question of course)
A:
Christmas is good. I don't know about the chrirstmas you speak of.
Q: What time is it where you live?
A: 02:45 in the morning!
Q: What am I doing up so late?
A: installing 6.2.0 beta release 1.0
Q: Why aren't all of you a member of Team UBBDev???
A.
I am!
Q. Wy can't you get ADSL or Cable in Bathford yet you can in Bath?
[ 12-26-2001 09:26 PM: Message edited by: Dave2 ]
Sorry Bookie, is was a typo.
A: I dunno..
Q: Do you have a Broadband connection?
A. Of course! -- 1.5M/sec Sprint Broadband radio wave technology.
Q. Have you ever heard of the band
Relient K? (And yes, the name is a typo on purpose).
quote:
Originally posted by Lord Dexter:
A: I dunno..
Next time please make up an answer, I hate 'dunno's
quote:
Q. Have you ever heard of the band Relient K? (And yes, the name is a typo on purpose).
A: No, have of Britain is still on dialup
Q: What phrase does LK hate?
A: "MasterMind is better than LK"
Q: What phrase does navaho hate?
nevermind
[ 12-27-2001 10:08 AM: Message edited by: LK ]
quote:
Originally posted by MasterMind:
A: "MasterMind is better than LK"
Q: What phrase does navaho hate?
A: The Yankees win....Thuuuuhhh Yankees Win
Q: Do you think he's particularily pleased with Mo being the newest Met?
quote:
Originally posted by Lord Dexter:
I dunno
It would appear that 98% of your answers in this thread are 'I dunno.'
Umm thats the first time I done that...
Notice the
Q. What kind of mouse do you have attached to your computer?
A: One with two buttons and a scroll wheel thingy-magig.
Q: What kind of Speakers? (On Computer)
A: Old Cambridge MicroWorks
Q: What kind of PC case?
A. InWin... (the exact model escapes me right now). I've had this case for 1.5 years now, so it's hard to remember.
Q. Cheddar or American? Cheese, of course.
A. English Cheddar
Q. If you lived on a farm, would you get up early to milk the cows, or would you leave it to someone else?
A: leave it to someone else. dont' think milking a cow is something i'd want to do
Q: what was the last movie you watched in a theater?
A: Oceans Eleven
Q: What is the point in the moon's orbit which is farthest from the earth?
A: To circle the earth?
Q: Do you hate long lines?
A: nope
Q: Is X-Box worth spending 400 bucks on?
A: No.
Q: Is a GameCube better?
A: BIG NO
B: how fast is your computer? (processor.)
A. It runs away from me constantly.
Q. You have any New Years' resolutions that'll get broken three days after the year starts?
A.Yes, too many.
Q.Superbowl Champs?
A. Not into your American sport.
Q. Is it on the 20th of next month? (Wanna make sure)
A.Probably
and replace with the regular?
A: When
A: I think it's Christmas island, the islands around Fiji...
Q: What happens at 12:00am?
quote:
Originally posted by v0id emotion:
When are we gonna get rid of and replace with the regular? . And, FYI, we're setting this forum back to normal colours tomorrow.
A: Nature calls my dog.
Q: How did part of my trombone get warped into a very strange position?
A.Too x-rated for a response.
Q.When will the topic die?
A: When people stop replying.
Q: When will the "
" smilie lose the hat?
quote:
Originally posted by Bookie:
A: When opens his (or her) eyes and realizes they are wearing a Santa hat.
Q: Is it already (when you post, not when I posted this post) 1/1/02 where you live?
A.Not Yet
Q.Will your computer be on when the clock strikes 12?
A: Probably not
Q: Where will you be when the clock strikes 12?
A: It already has here, I was at a party!
Q: Are you already in the new year yet?
A:It is everywhere
Q:Will this topic ever stop
A: Probably not.
Q: What are you going to do tomorrow?
A: Sleep.
Q: How many hours of sleep do you usually get per day?
A. I try to get 8, but usually end up with only 7.
Q. What version of Windows are you running?
[ 01-02-2002 01:35 AM: Message edited by: Matt Jacob ]
A: 98
Q: What was the last thing you ate?
A: Pizza
Q: Are you hungry?
A: yes im eating chinaese right now...mmmmm cat
Q: will i ever get anything betr then 56k?
A: You bet!
Q: Will they ever lay cables where I live?
A: If time warner ever gets off there fat ass
q: Think i sould get DirectPC?
A: Get it.
Q: Whats on TV?
A: In the Living Room a few Holiday decorations, In the Office, a pile of freshly washed towels, In the Guest room and Bedroom, nothing but a bit of dust. There may be one or two older sets somewhere in the basement...they likely have some dust on them as well.
Q: Have you experienced High-Definition Television in all of its 1080 glorious lines of resolution yet?
-Tacks
A: HELL YEA!
q: think i sould clean my room ?(see lk's topic about posting comps
)
A. nah
Q. Do you like like movie "A Knights Tale"
A: I "like like" lots of things Unfortunately I haven't seen the movie yet
Q: What kind (flavor) of Jelly on a PB&J Sandwich?
-Tacks
quote:
Originally posted by tackaberry:
A: I "like like" lots of things Unfortunately I haven't seen the movie yet
Q: What kind (flavor) of Jelly on a PB&J Sandwich?
-Tacks
a. GREEEN!
Q: what did qasic bring you for christmas?
A: A dirty sock.
Q: Who wants some pizza?
A: Me
Q: Who doesn't want Pizza?
A: the guy over there. --->
Q: you think we'll get this topic into 50 pages by tonight?
A: Nope.
Q: What kind of UBB graphics are you in need of MOST at the moment?
A: None, I like to make my own.
Q: What time is it where you are?
A: Intel seems better.
Q: Computer or Console?
A: Computer
Q: SNL or MadTV?
A: MADtv
Q: Nick or Cartoon Network?
A. Nick r0xx0rz
A: dunno never saw it
Q: When will the rotator color script be ready ?
A: who knows...?
Q: what's the best wargame out right now?
A: Don't play 'em.
Q: Why don't I play war games?
A: you're a pacifist
Q: anyone heard of operation flashpoint?
A:Yes
Q: How old is ubbdev to this date?
A: Older then my grandma
Q: you think dave looks better with long or short hair?
[ 01-03-2002 10:49 AM: Message edited by: Anime-loo ]
A: Should have gone with a mullet
Q: How do you take your coffee? (Milk, Sugar, Cream, Artificial Sweetener)
-Tacks
A: black
Q: one lump or two?
A. I'm not going to fall for that, I grew up on Looney Tunes
Q: Who however, did always fall for that (name please)?
-Tacks
A. my brother
Q. am i insane for having 102 hacks on my forum?
A: Certainly not...
Q: What do you think of this:
image removed by moderator
[ 01-03-2002 01:02 PM: Message edited by: tackaberry ]
A: ^^^
Q: Do you wear a tie to work?
-Tacks
A: Did I spill blasphemy soup on my tie again? ... Shoot.
Q: So what IS the longest thread ever?
A: Easy...the one that makes up the worlds largest ball of twine
Q: Where is the world largest ball of twine located?
-Tacks
A: Under my bed.
Q: Where did I steal it from?
A: hah! got you know you little thief! I always thought it was you
Q: what color is the thread?
A: Today it is Black text on Olive background...tomorrow it will be Black text on Khaki Background.
Q: What color will it be on Saturday (read the U-Zine for the blatant answer).
-Tacks
A: ROSE!!
[ 01-03-2002 07:16 PM: Message edited by: Bookie ]
A. overworked 12 year old people form china
Q. was that answer just a little to evil?
A: Nope.
Q: When will this thread end?!
A: when i marry naru! Oo (watch love hina i tellz yaz!)
q: like this pic of me?
A: That must've been fun.
A: It'll never be boring.
Q: Is it cold where you are, too?
A: Yes, it's -40 degrees celsius
Q: Can i have a lollipop?
A: No, I just ate the last one.
Q: Roses or Quality Street?
a:Roses to give to girlfriend
q:*cries* why did you eat my lollipop?
A: I was hungry!
Q: Who stole the hat from the "
" smilie?
A: Sorry, I fooled my friends and told them I'm Santa
A: The Wife
Q: What Champagne did you drink?
A: I dunno what it was called.
Q: Why is the coffee haxor avatar rewarded for more hits than diamond and platinum?
A: Caffeine is required for a programmer to survive. Trinkets are not
Q: How much caffeine do you consume each day?
-Tacks
A: None anymore, I'm on the patch.
Q: Why drink decafe?
A: Because it's without caffeine
Q: What's on TV?
A. I hardly even watch TV anymore because of all the filth that's on it. So, in response to the question asked, I honestly don't know what's on TV right now.
Q. What do
you think our next haxxor avatar icon will be? See --> for the current ones.
A: Almond Rocka
Q: Why not?
-Tacks
A. Hmm, this isn't right at all... Neither a moderator nor an admin was supposed to answer my question.
A: Umm...none?..There'll be no more...no one's l33t enough to get past coffee.
Q: What was the first videogame you played?
A: umm... something for Atari?
Q: Why did the BCS suck so much this year?
A: Because I don't know what it is.
A. after the beta's
Q. pizza or pizza sub?
A: Pizza
Q: When will I stop hacking my boards
A: Pizza
Q: What most interests you?
quote:
Originally posted by XPerT:
A: Pizza
Q: When will I stop hacking my boards
A. when u install has many as i got
Q. What color is your tv?
A: Black
Q: How many Gigs is enough
A, i dunno, i always need more, over 120 gigs of Divx anime sitting on my comp right now
Q. what kinda vid card do you have?
A: Don't know, Don't care.
Q: Will there ever be enough hacks?
A. NEVER!!!!!
Q. How many hacks do you have installed on your ubb?
A: You know how many.
Q: Will there be a coffee maker hack anytime soon?
A. im working on it
A: Add it everywhere for more convienence.
Q: I'm running out of Questions to ask, why? WHY?
A. Cause your a mook
Q. anyone knows what mook means?
A: Not me.
Q: What should I ask?
A. me dunno
Q. dida know the rpg stats hack just got its 6.1 upgrade?
A:
Q: Who needs a haircut?
A: Me
Q: Have you taken down your holiday decorations, lights, tree yet?
-Tacks
A. No
Q. Is the Christmas spirit over?
A. it was dead when i was born! Oo
Q. What sould i ask?
A. I don't know.
Q. Whens your Birthday?
A: on January 22nd
A. NEVER!
Q. Which year was the best?
A: I don't know. :rolleyes: (2001)
Q: Am i the only one that enjoys Spongebob Squarepants?
A. that show is ren and stimpy born again! it ownz me!
Q. this this topic will hit 100 pages?
A. Probably if it keeps going like it is.
Q. Is it raining outside?
A: No, It'll be beautiful today with record highs across the area, forcast looks good through the end of the week, back yo you, Jim.
Q: Why does the display on my digicam look ~60% brighter than the pictures off of it?
A. Stupid Digital Camera.
A: No. I hate it.
Q: Internet explorer, Netscape, Opera, or other?
A. Opera, then Internet Explorer, in order of preference.
Q. Do you actually believe that United Devices will find a cure for cancer (I don't)?
A: They may not directly come out with a cure, but I do think that the research done will help tremendously on finding the cure.
Q: Do you have any snow where you live?
A. Yeah, right.
Q. How many fans do you have in your case?
A. I can't count.
Q. What OS are you on?
A. Windows 3.1
(2k datacenter)
Q. Ever been stoned?
A: I've never smoked nor had stones thrown at me, so: no.
Q: How much money is in your pocket/wallet right now?
[ 01-12-2002 06:26 PM: Message edited by: dende ]
A: $20
Q: Why? Do you plan on robbing me?
A: not for a measly $20!
Q: when was the last time you drank an absurb cocktail of absinth, vodka and tequila, like I've been forcefed(forcedrank?) tonight?
A. Never, seeing as how I don't drink in the first place.
Q. If you have Windows XP for your OS, do you have the new ClearType font rendering technology activated?
A. Well I don't have XP so
.
Q. Whats your favourite sport? (Watch or Play)
A. Football (footy, futbol, soccer, etc.) for both watching and playing.
Q. How many words per minute can you hack out on a keyboard?
A. I've never tested myself.
Q. What connection are you on?
A: ADSL
Q: What's better:
Light Blue or
Dark Blue ?
A: Anything is better than light blue
Q: Where did I put those Paracetamol?
A. in my pants
Q. will my server ever let me acess my cgi-bin again?
a. never!
q. has anyone actually read ALL these questions? (if so prepare for a "you have way too much time on your hands taunting"
)
A. That would take a while...
Q. Do you like chicken?
A: not anymore, I dumped her to go out with the other bird!
Q: when do we see these new Team UBBDev avatars then?
A. Who knows.
Q. When do we see polls?
A: Next Beta I'm guessing.
Q: Do you watch Cartoon Network's "Adult Swim"?
A. Nope
Q. Do you watch Cartoons?
A. Heck yeah!
Q. Do you like regular better than diet soda?
quote:
Originally posted by Lord Dexter:
A. Who knows.
A. Well, I call it "pop," cause I'm from the Midwest, so my favorite kind of pop is Coke Classic.
Q. Have you ever driven a zamboni machine around?
[ 01-14-2002 09:21 AM: Message edited by: Matt Jacob ]
quote:
Originally posted by LK:
A. Not in my lifetime.
Q. Can you legally drive a car yet?
A: Yes.
Q: Can you legally drive a zamboni yet?
A. yes ive acully done it a few times.
Q. ever cross dress?
A. Not too often.
Q. What time do you eat?
A: At dinnertime.
Q: Where oh where did our little cal go?
A. Away?
Q. Do you hate Mario?
A: Depends on which Mario you're talking about.
Q: Why do all of LD's replies either have to do with food or "dunno"?
A: Dunno
Q: Why has it been nearly a month since anyone posted in this thread?
A: because it's boring
Q: What's better: 5.47e, 6.05, 6.1.0.4, 6.2.0 or 6.2.1 Beta Release 1.0?
A: 5.47e of course
Q: Who is your favorite UBBDev Celebrity?
A: Ooh, tough one. Mr. Badolato? Mr. Ayres? Badolato. Ayres. Bado—
...why, Deb, of course!!
Q: Yours?
A: Today's Celebrity has to be the birthday girl! Happy Birthday!
Q: How many polls is too many polls?
A: Whats a poll?
Q: What is a poll?
A: A series of questions with statistics at the end.
Q: What kind of a name is 'Digital Versatile Disk'???
A: Something that is supposed to extendable to video, audio, etc.; but will likely always been associated with the current movie disk format.
Q: How many DVD players do you own? How many VCR's, CD-players, Tape Deck, Beta?!?
A. I own a DVD-ROM and a DVD Player.
Q. Whats your most prized possession?
A: Dunno. (just
had to pay you back
)
Q: Do you have a girlfriend? wife? lover? anything?
Dunno's a good answer.
A. No, but I'll be planning to get one soon.
Q. Do you play any games Online?
A. Nope. I bought a game once (Medal of Honor: Allied Assault), but it didn't work with my computer, so I returned it.
Q. What's your favorite song by Green Day? (If you listen to them)
A: Good Riddance (Time of your life), this song reminds me of something very sad that happened in Newfoundland Canada. Last Winter when a few guys i knew growing up were out on the ice flow playing around they got swept in the water. One of them was being dragged in by a rope a while later when he let one of his hands go from the rope to grab one of the other guys to bring him ashore and got hit by a wave which made him loose grib on the rope. None of the three made it out... This song is very freakishly simular to everyones reactions and fealings.
Q: Did i drag that answer on a tad bit to long?
A. No, it was actually quite interesting.
Q. Do you have a PC Camera?
A. No
Q. Do you like to shoot?
A: Yeah, it's pretty fun.
Q: I downloaded the UD Agent, but never registered, where can I register to be a cancer hax0r?
A: I don't know.
Q: Do you?
A: No, that's why I asked.
Q: Was Ali the greatest?
A. I haven't seen the movie.
Q. Is your uncle younger than you?
A: No (damn you got there befor me)
Q: Whats the square root of Pi?
A. 9.86960440108935861883449099987615 (I used the Computer Calculator! I feel so special!)
Q. Have you seen Crossroads? The very first scene is Britney Spears dancing in her underwear and a t-shirt! I mean... wow...
A. No
Q. Worst Movie out now?
A. John Q... looks pretty dumb, but I haven't seen it.
Q. What's your favorite site, besides your own or UBBDev?
A.
http://www.navahoville.org/ Q. Which word in the English language has the most syllables in it?
A. Ahhh, nobody would get that one right. The answer is "deinstitutionalization."
Q. How many six-letter palindromes are there in the dictionary?
A. 3
Q. What's the longest word you can type using only the top row of letters on your keyboard? (Q - P)
EDIT:
Oh, and I can name two words that have more syllables...
antidisestablishmentarianism (12, I'm not sure what it means)
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicavolcanoconiosis (19, It's a desease you get from breathing in volcanic ash.)
quote:
Originally posted by BloggerMan:
A. 3
Just one -- "redder."
Dang, I was just guessing.
A. Terry
(I can't think at night
)
Q. Is Math hard for you?
A: No
Q: Do you like the movie "The Emporers New Groove"?
A. Yep
Q. Do you get any magazines?
(By the way, the longest word you can type using only the top row of letters is: typewriter)
A: Not on any substribions but i do have a Transworld and a Trasher up in my room...
Q: Whats the absolute best Host with cheep prices?
A.
http://www.2mhost.com - 30 bucks a year for: 50 mb, unlimited transfer, unique IP, Domain, and a lot more...
http://www.2mhost.com/special.html Q. What sound does a Duck make?
A: Qwack
Q: Whats your alternative name. (middle)
A: George (:/)
Q: What is your favourite 'normal' smiley?
A.
Q. Are you into Harry Potter?
A. No. He is the devil.
Q. Favourite Book series?
A. I can read the
Left Behind series the fastest because they're just easy books to read, but
The Chronicles of Narnia Series is my favorite.
Q. How many ridges are on a standard American dime?
A. Dunno, since I'm not American.
Q. Whats the one thing we always do?
quote:
Originally posted by Lord Dexter:
A. Dunno, since I'm not American.
Well, you could've at least looked it up to gain some knowledge. There are 118 ridges on a dime. Party pooper!
How will that infomation help me in life?
But thanks anyway.
A: we never seize to exist
Q: How many ridges are on a standard CANADIAN Dime
A. Uh... 100?
Q. Pepsi or Coke?
A: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!!!!!! No contest!
Q: Do you have sheep in a field behind your back garden? (I do
)
A: No i do not have sheep in the field behind my house...
(and i agree.. Coke is better) (and i just finished counting... its 105 ridges on a canadian dime
)
Q: When was it stated "Do you not yet understand, that whatsoever enters in at the mouth, goes into the belly, and is cast out into the sewer?"
A. Matthew 15:17
Q. Which classic film was promoted under the slogan: "Don't give away the ending - it's the only one we have?"
A - a trip to Google revealed "Psycho". Wow! I learned something today!
Q - Favorite candy?
A: Black Twisler Liquorish
Q: Did i spell Liquorish right?
A: I think so
Q: Whos going to win the final of men hockey at Salt Lake City ??
quote:
Originally posted by DarkDevil:
Q: Did i spell Liquorish right?
Not even close. It's "licorice."
A: Canada!
Q: Whats the "penis" game?
EDIT: And the ataris are also a Punk Band...
check them out ... I suggest downloading the song "San Dimas High School Football Rules"
A. I don't want to know.
Q. Cold or Hot?
A. Cold, Baby!
Q. Do you realize that 60 is MORE than One 0.00000005th of One MILLION?!?!
By the way, the "Penis" game can be played with two or more people... it's when someone starts off saying "Penis" very softly, and then the next one goes, saying "Penis" a little bit louder, and then the next person says it even louder, etc. The loser is the person who doesn't want to say "Penis" any louder.
(I have to put "Penis" in quotes so CyberSitter thinks I'm quoting something and ignores it.)
A. No, I didn't realise.
Q. Whats your favourite Message icon thingy?
A.
Q. Favorite kind of music?
A. RnB
Q. Whats that dirt on the floor that looks ikky?
A: Its rotton pet fecies
Q: What do you think of Light Punk and Punk Rock?
A: They are both not good !
Q: Do you find that
have nice teeths ???
Sorry
Hey guys: keep it clean or this thread's getting closed. I don't care if it is 60 pages, just watch what you say.
A: Only if punk is good... which it is...
Q: Why is Tilex Instand Mildew Stain Remover Corrosive but not Poisonous?
A. Because Corrosive and Poisonous are two completely different things.
Q. Why are Gold Fish so yummy?
A. Because it's fish.
Q. Who is Corky?
A: Uhh... Someone made of cork?
Q: Which is better: Windows or Linux?
A: Lindows
Perhaps
Q: Favorite Snapple flavor?
A: The red one... yea...
Q: Favorite Novelty Bumper Sticker Slogan
A. "My Caffeine stream has too much in it."
Q. Which topic will end up being bigger: Q & A, or A & Q?
A. Q & A.
Q. Which topic is more fun? Q & A or A & Q.
A: A&Q
Q: Have you ever heard "Theres to much blood in my caffine stream"
A: Books? no... Only when i have to... If i find something of interest in a magizine or newspaper i'll read it... I used to be into Archie comics
but i don't like buying them anymore...
Q: In your opinion whats the difference (if any) between "Loving" someone and being "In Love" with Someone.
quote:
Originally posted by DarkDevil:
Q: Have you ever heard "Theres to much in my caffine stream"
Oops... Cybersitter blocks out the word % "... but I can type the word "Booze"... ood.
Anyways...
A. I think being In Love is actually loving somebody as your wife, friend, etc. I think that when you "Love" someone, it can mean either your wife or friend, or if you Love your friends. So, in my opinion, you can't say you're In Love with your friends, but you can Love them.
Q. One or Two?
A: One
Q: Three or Four?
A: Never
Q: Where was the canadian flag in the U.S. change room after the womens hockey game?
Q. Was I there? No. So I do not know.
A. How many stars are on the Australian flag?
A: Do I live there? No. So I don't know. (
)
Q: Why do I get the idea we are repeating ourselves?
A: Do I read here? No. So I don't know.
Q: System of a down or Sum 41?
A - System of a down (just heard them for the first time recently)
Q - Won't it be a fine day when they implement a pagination hack for the inside of threads too?
A: pagina-wHAT?
Q: What IS a pagination hack?
A. A Hack.
Q. Best recent hack?
A - No idea, I don't keep up.
Q - Look to your right. What are you seeing?
A: My Computer tower hanging 1 inch over the edge of the desk. RiskAY!
Q: Whats to YOUR right?
The window. ~_~
What's to your left?
~Jon
A. A Comp Tower.
Q. Whats to your right?
A: Two midi PC towers, a 1U server case, a 14" monitor, an old 386 laptop, a 2 litre bottle of Coca Cola, a HP priner and a Visioneer scanner.
Q: What should I get rid of?
A: Your scanner
Q: Why are there so many adverts on American TV??? We make do with eiter None (BBC) or one break in a 30min program!
A: Because, you pay TV license fees which in turn pay for most of the running of the BBC. I don't believe American's have TV licenses.
Q: Do they?
A: I dunno but if you come to Canada there is less.
Q: Does he look fresh ??
A) He sure does.
Q) What about
that guy?
A: He looks like he ate some fizzy sour stuff.
Q: What is this (
) guy reacting to?
A. How much Coke I've drinken in the last 2 hours (3 full cans)
Q. Best kind of Snapple?
A: None.
Q: 3 cans of Coke? Try the 4 litres I drank on Wednesday, is that bad for you?
A: Not really, i drink as much coke as i can afford... Whether it be 541ml or 4l's
Q: Why did they get rid of the 600mls and change it to 591ml? (Hmm i wonder how much money that saved them...)
A. Hasn't happened in Australia.
Q. Yuckiest Food?
A: Sour Crout (i think thats how its spelt... its like Pickled Rotton Cabbage)
Q: "What is UBB Code?"
Q. The Code of UBB.
A. Best flavor or Skittle?
A: The green sour ones
Q: Whats your favorate Green Day song...
A. Time of your life
Q. Whats your favourite action?
A. Favorite Action? What the...
Q. Best candy ever?
A: Black Twislers
Q: Favorite Nuts
A. Hazlenut
Q. Favourite Feeling? (As in Love, Hate etc.)
A: Christmas ... the atmosphere at Christmas just rocks.
Q: Dilbert, good or bad?
A: Good.
Q: How long before I get bronze?
A. Uhm, 2 and half years?
Q. What's the best water? Arrowhead, Deja Blue, Dasani, or Other?
(Yeah, I'm running out of questions)
A: I haven't a clue what you are taking about
.
Q: Which is better: ICQ, .NET IM, AIM or Y!? (and no Trillian etc).
A: .NET IM (aka MSN)
Q: Whats black & white, and red all over?
A. A skunk with a rash.
Q. Best kind of cereal?
A. Apple Cinnamon Cheerios
Q. Favorite flavor of ice cream?
A: Hoof Prints (or something like that)
Q: birthdate?
A. January 21st, 1988
Q. Age?
A: 14
Q: What's your favourite game?
A: I'll say Tony Hawk 3... altho i don't own or play it ever... Hah
Q: Have you played Tony Hawk 3?
A. why yes I have. that game 0wnz.
Q. Can I have a cookie?
A: Ask the cookie monster !!
Q: Do you like ICQ ???
A. When it isn't kicking me off or losing my buddy list info.
Q. When will we see a beta of UBBPortal?
A. I know nothing.
Q. Whats a good comp?
A: a pre 5 no sorry
Q: Anyone know when we won't have any hack to do on our board just set them in the control panel ?
A. Ummm...
Q. Who sticks their tongue out?
A.
Q. Pizza Hut or Papa John's?
A: hmmmmm.
Q: in how many places and what files must you modify to add a few stupid graemlins down there...?
33421
43
43
433
3
1
34134
5
4
51
2
34
1
24
34
4
5
5
412345
13
45
1
4
5
54521
45
1
14545
45
4
534534
52
452
345
23
452
345
45
23
45
23
25
52
252
345
23
45
2345
234
5
2345
5
5
5
5
A. Huh? Don't understand
Q. Whats a good number?
A: 26
Q: Did anyone miss me?
A. very much so.
Q. favorite movie?
A. Matrix. I dunno, too many favourites.
Q. Favourite Current song?
A: Boats Against the Current, although I would really pick The Ocean by Led Zeppelin, but it's a stretch
Q: Did you know that the movement of the tides was one of the main theories that Galileo put forth in support of the heliocentric system of Copernicus. However, it was Newton who correctly understood the tides to be caused by the gravitational pull of the moon?
A: Yea of course I knew that !!!
Q: How do we say "Anticonstitutionnellement" in english ? ( Thats a french word, the longuest actually )
A: Normally i would say your asking the wrong person but my guess is, Anticonstitutionally.
Q: Did you know that in the Articles of Partnership which is needed when starting a partnership for a business you must stat what happens to the business when a partner leaves, dies, or goes clinically insane?
A. Don't think so
Q. Did you know how big a elephant is?
A. Yes
Q. How big are you? (In height)
A: 6 feet tall !! 1,92 metter for canadian hehe !!
Q: How much do you weight ?
A. 46kg. Dunno how much in lbs.
Q. How many people in your family?
Thanks LK. Since you know your KG's, 1 KG = ? Pound. Thanks.
A: We are 5 in my familly but if I take all my uncel and cousin we are 27.
Q: How much brother or sister you have ?
A: I have one brother
Q: What is your favourite web site? (NOT your own!)
A.
www.planetplastica.com and se7enet.com
Q. Favorite DVD you own?
A: I have no films... Nor full games... So PC Gamer April 2002 Cover DVD
Q: What program/service do you use for e-mail?
A. Hotmail, and some site mail accounts.
Q. Do you like Junk mail?
A: No
Q: How tall do you think i am?
A: Almost, i'm 6foot 4
Q: What do you have to say about that?
A: I,m going to feel small beside you, even if I mesure 6 foot talls
Q: Does a 6 foot 4 hit his head on top of doors ? Or is it more tall we need ?
A. Nope, mine are bigger me thinks.
Q. Are you small?
A: I'm 6 foot 1
Q: You like snow ???
A: A little.. going skiiing again in CO next week (CopperMountain) - it's pretty, but hard as a rock when you land at 40mph or so
Q: Do you go to Major League Baseball games, if so, who is your fave team?
A: No, I don't have any interest in it :|
Q: Do you use IRC?
A: I use too but not anymore.
Q: What's your favorite char program ? MIRC, ICQ, MSN, Yahoo, AIM ???
A. AIM
Q. Least Favourite chat program?
A: AIM
Q: Where do you live?
A: Quebec baby !!
Q: And you ???
A: See profile
Q: What OS do you use?
A: Windows XP and Wincrap 98 on my other computer
Q: What is the best os from microsoft
?? ( Answer can't be none )
A. XP
Q. Who likes vB better than UBB? (I do!
)
A. I don't. UBB 0wnz.
Q. Crappiest Free board?
A) EZBoard
Q) Best free bb system?
A. Ikonboard, PHPBB.
Q. Best site?
A: UBBDEB !!!!!
Q: Who don't like ubbdev !!
A: Actually, I don't have an answer to that...I just wanted to post the 1000th reply
Q: What type of pencil lead do you usually use?
A. The type that when i stab somebody with who puts a redirect on the site it gives them lead poison
Q. What is your favorite flavor of ramen noodles?
A. I hate ramen noodles.
Q. Do you like Jackie Chan movies?
A: Almost as much as Charlie Chan movies
Q: Which brand of tuna?
A: **runs downstairs** **looks @ tin of tuna** **runs back upstairs** No tuna in the house, so I haven't a clue :S...
Q: Cubase VST, Cubasis VST or Cakewalk?
Yay! We hit 1000 posts finally!
A. I have no idea what you are talking about...o_O
Q. Is Tacks lucky?
A: He his hehe
Took a year to get to 1000 post lol !!
Q: Will this get to 2000 replys ???
A. It will probably die..
Q. But when will it?
A: Soon I'm sure cause less people are answering it.
Q: How much teeth does he have ?
A. Who?
Q. Can you munch stuff?
A. Indeed I can
Q. Have you ever had an Instant Lunch?
A. Don't think so.
Q. Favourite Ice-cream flavour?
A: Vanilla
Q: What sound card do you have?
A: One that goes "bing!"
Q: What printer do you have?
A: Lexmark z31
Q: How much teeth does he --->
have ???
A. 3 Very big teeth
Q. How many pairs of shoes do you have?
A. 1 - 3 years old, but they still hold my feet!
Q. Spoon?
A: No I prefer fork
Q: Did I answer that right ???
A. Yes
Q. Stab or Beat up?
A: Hug or Kiss
Q: Favorite Breakfast Cereal?
A: Corn Flakes !!!
Q: Is Ben Ladden dead ???
A: No.
Q: Did you know that UBB 6 is about 1 year old?
(March 15, 2001)
A: No
Q: How long is that in Beta years?
A: Erm... What phrase does LK hate?
Q: Who here uses HyperSnap-DX?
A1. dunno, A2. you
Q. When are you gonna buy a kitty cat?!?!??!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?!?!
A: I have a cat...
Q: What smiley do you use most?
A.
Q. Are cats better than dogs? (Yes they are!)
A: Not at swimming
Q: What is your Pet's name?
A: Bean o_O
Q: Why does this ****ing error keep coming up on UBBDev???
A: Because the Wash-yout-Mouth-out-with-Soap Hack is still a bit buggy
Q: How many words do you have censored on your board?
A: 10, while some are the same just with a small difference. Actually only 7 different words.
Q: Why are cats ×100 better than dogs?
A: Actually, I hadn't realized that either cats or dogs were good at arithmatic
Q: How many fingers and toes do cats count on?
A: They can't count... o_O
Q: What is your facourite programming language?
A. PHP
Q. Are cats better than Programming Languages?
A: Not for writing programs, no
Q: How is it possible that I just got sunburned... In
England???
A. It's Amazing..
Q. What do you think of Australia?
A; I wanna go there some time =) it looks great, specially for skateboarding and surfing...
He's trying to end the game! *Screams*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
**ting**
Q: Why didn't he post a question?
A. I think he forgot.
Q. Will this topic eventually die?
A. It just did, but it was brought back to life.
Q. Am I lying?
A. No
Q. But am I lying?
A: No o_O
Q: What E-mail proggy do you use (and NOT MTAs!)
A. Hotmail & Some private one on ECF.
Q. Do you get lots of junk mail?
A: oops, i forgot the question once i logged in...
Q: will this work? -(yes it did).
A. Will what work?
Q. What star sign are you?
What a appropiate thread to test in.
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Join Team UBBDev | Synergy:Core | eXtreme Chat Note-I will not Support UBB on AIM/ICQ/MSN/e-mail. Thank you.
A: Aries
Q: Who here actually likes UBB5?
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The allaboutgames.co.uk and gamingforyou.co.uk UBB -- RIP 10th Feb 2002
A.) UBB 5 was ok in it's day I guess.
Q.) Did you inhale?
: Inhale what...?
: Why doesn't it show the post i am replying to down the bottom of this page...?
A: That happened to me once. I dunno.
Q. Favourite Soup?
: I dont eat/drink soup.
: What is Team UBBDev all about?
A. Finding a cure for cancer.
Q. Anyone close to you with cancer?
: Nope, but my mother works for drug companies developing drugs to cure cancer:)
: Will THIS work?
A. Whats this?
Q. Are you usually mad?
A: Not really
Q: Are you usually sad
?
A: Not really...
Q: Are you normally glad?
A. Not really.
Q. What emotion are you feeling now?
A: None, I am a robot :|
Q: What smiley would you most like to see included with the next UBB release?
A. Just general Animated ones. Maybe a nothing to say smilie. (Like :|)
Q. Favourite smilie? (Not just defealt ones, any)
A:
Q: Where is Waldo?
A: Wally is in the crowd! Look, over there
.
Q: I want to shut my door, but can't be arsed... What can convince me to shut it?
A. Just shut the damn thing.
Q. When you sleep do you close your door or leave it open?
A. closed
Q. Does thinking hurt your head?
: mmmmmmmmmmmmm..............
: This will work, right?
A. WHAT WILL WORK?
Q. Do you play any instruments?
: no
: how does the stork bring babies to their mothers?
A. Stork? What may you be talking about?
Q. Have you been sick lately?
A: Erm... Asthma, if that counts...
Q: Do you like rollercoasters?
: Yup.
: Is Lord Dexter getting mad at me?
A. perhaps
Q. Whats the total square inches of the world?
A. Look in an atlas.
Q. Does lok know I am not mad a him, just that he should tell me what he is testing?
: Ask him (after all your answers that don't really answer the question, it's finally my turn
)
: parlez-vous francais? (I forgot the weird c's ascii number
)
: A little...
: Who else thinks LK is copying me by posting pics as the start to his a/q's...?
A. No.
Q. Do you do alot of online shopping?
A: Not really... Sometimes for £4.99 things like a year of DigiGuide...
Q: When will this topic die?
A: When I'll press the red button
Q: How many UBBs did you ever administrate for more than 1 month?
A: The AAG one, tho it's been re-setup many times
(ATM I'm editing the templates for the last time, then it'll be open
.)
Q: Can someone with access to the templates put a
below the navigation table in public_new_reply_form.pl please?
A: Sure, done
Q: Any idea for a good question?
A: What is the meaning of life?
Q: What is the meaning of life?
-Tacks
A: Dunno...
Q: Doesn't this reply page look better now?
A: Would look even better if one didn't have to scroll across to see links for all 73 pages
Q: What is your favo(u)rite hex color code?
A: #006699
Q: Why did I even bother to start modifying my templates?
A. Because you wanted your board to look better?
Q. Have you ever added any hacks to a vB?
A: No... o_O
Q: Why are poeple going on about the Queen Mother... It took up 2 channels (out of four) for hours -- she was 101 FFS, what do you expect?
A: I suppose you would have preferred to watch repeats of cartoons you've seen 100x already
Q: Should QE-II abdicate?
:rolleyes: : Sure, why not?
: 6.2.1.2 hey...?
A. Another bug fix.
Q. Do you like to upgrade or just stay on one version?
A: I upgrade when I have time.. but when I upgrade I go all out, new colors/design and stuff.
Q: What is the best adhesive for putting shoes back together?
A: Shoe Glue of course
Q: Do you think infopop will fix the page numbers at the bottom of screen not wraping?
A: Shoe Glue of course
Q: Do you think infopop will fix the page numbers at the bottom of screen not wraping?
A: Shoe Glue of course
Q: Do you think infopop will fix the page numbers at the bottom of screen not wraping?
A. Hope so.
Q. Why did you post that three times?
: Why are you asking me?
: Will i get this job?
A. What job.
Q. Will this thread EVER die?
A: It did... For a while...
Q: Do you like Fish & Chips?
A. Yes.
Q. Do you hate me?
: Sure.
: When is he going to send me the job description!!?
A: Have no idea what you are talking about
Q: Anyone else gonna be happy when we install 6.3 with pagination?
A. Yes and with those special Member Status's.
Q. Upgrade or Stay?
quote:
Originally posted by Lord Dexter:
A. Yes and with those special Member Status's.
Don't expect it to have 'UBB.classic Specialist' while I'm in town
: Why did he stuff up this thread?
[img]
http://127.0.0.1/test/test2.asp[/img]
quote:
Originally posted by LK:
quote:
Originally posted by Lord Dexter:
A. Yes and with those special Member Status's.
Don't expect it to have 'UBB.classic Specialist' while I'm in town
Fine, Be mean.
quote:
Originally posted by Lord Dexter:
A. Yes and with those special Member Status's.
Q. Upgrade or Stay?
A. upgrade, the new template deal ownz
Q. in what year will ubbdev go offline?
A: Hmm... They are on a Windoze server... So 2002
Q: Who here actually
uses Linux?
A. Not me.
Q. Is Windows bad?
A. YEZ! Oo
Q. whos got a mac?
A: Not me
Q: Why can't you do a '
' for
?
[EDIT]Oh great, you can
[/EDIT]
A: Because you should do
, not '
'!!!!
Q: Which desktop image are you using right now?
A. Some Waterfall one.
Q. How many desktop icons do you have?
A: 7
Q: Any idea of a nice wallpaper with UBB, Infopop, etc on it?
A: /me presses CTRL+ALT+F1
What desktop?
Q: What mobile phone (if any) do you have?
A: v120c Motorola ( I'm in Quebec maybe you guys don't have motorola )
Q: Do you have Motorola where you live ?
Q. no i live in a world beyound one of this world.
A. ^ am i on drugs or something Oo?
A. Yes you are.
Q. Whats the last thing you bought?
A: gelato (pistachio...mmmmmmm... )
Q: Did I spell it right?
A. I think so.
Q. Are you an excellent speller?
A. nope
Q. What does the X in ubb.x mean
?
A: Ever done algebra?
Q: well?
A. I have done Algebra.
Q. Do you hate it?
A. No, pizza is very tasty!
Q. Did you ever have a pet for dinner?
A: No
Q: WTF is going on with all of the images? o_O -- Or is it just me?
A. What are you talking about?
Q. Do you like to smile?
Let's bring this back
A: No
Q: What is your favourite game?
A: Stronghold
Q: Do you burn music CDs?
A: No, I play them like everyone else
(sorry, couldn't resist)
Q: What firewall software d'ya use?
Who needs firewall software
Do you like KFC?
A) Not really
Q) Who doesn't like not being able to end their posts with a ':|'? :
A. me!
Q. Havr you tried Pepsi Twist?
A: Yes and it's good!
Q: How many more posts can there be before this topic breaks?
A. Who knows.
Q. Will it get to 2000 posts?
A) Probably not, it almost died
Q) When will this topic flatline?
this post has been closed. please reply it the sequal thread.
Q & A II: The Revenge