UBB.Developers Forums General Discussion Chit Chat UBB Poetry

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There once was a man named Ted

Who had lot of code in his head

He made UBB. For you and for me.

So add your own poem in this thread

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"O where hae ye been, Lord Ted my son?
O where hae ye been, my bonnie young man?"
"I've been tae the wild company mither, mak' my bed soon,
For I'm weary wi' coding and fain would lie doon."

"Whaur get ye your supper, Lord Ted, my son?
Whaur get ye your supprt, my bonnie young man?"
"I dined in the Po'luck, mither, mak' my bed soon,
For I'm weary wi' coding and fain would lie doon."

"What happened to your navaho, Lord Ted, my son?
What happened to your navaho, my bonnie young man?"
"O, he swelled and he quit, mither, mak' my bed soon,
For I'm weary wi' coding and fain would lie doon."

"O, I fear that ye are poisoned, Lord Ted, my son!
I fear that ye are poisoned, my bonnie young man!"
"O, aye, I ate Brett's supper, mither, mak' my bed soon,
For I'm weary wi' coding and fain would lie doon."

"What will ye leave your brither, Lord Ted, my son?
What will ye leave your brither, my bonnie young man?"
"My UBB and my OpenTopi' that hings in yon compute',
For I'm sick at the heart and I fain would lie doon"

"What will ye leave your piracy dude, Lord Ted, my son?
What will ye leave your piracy dude, my bonnie young man?"
"The tow and the halter that hings on yon vbullrtin,
And there let him hang for the poisoning of me."

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How wonderful it would be, To have a UBB;

A site for all to see, How cool that would be;

But I can't afford the fee

So, maybe I should see, If I can find one free;

I found an FTP, and got a Beta 6.3

But things weren't meant to be, I got busted for piracy!

The morale of my story, Don't steal your UBB!

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There once was a man named Dave,

Who really needed a slave,

One that makes good coffee,

And works like a monkey,

Now Charles does both for Dave!

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I think my rythmn is off a little

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It took time to setup, upload and configure.
Get members to post, easier than I would figure.
But I made a mistake, a big one, oh no!
I used WWWBoard, and I was hacked to a blow.
I should've used UBB, for the price was so low.
Compared to the price I paid, for my tale of board whoa.

Buggy it isn't, UBB is best.
UBB has features, good ones I might add.
Unlike Matt's board, which ran very bad.

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You wwwboard haters out there will appreciate this.

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Originally posted by Greg Hard:
Anti Matt Wright

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It took time to setup, upload and configure.
Get members to post, easier than I would figure.
But I made a mistake, a big one, oh no!
I used WWWBoard, and I was hacked to a blow.
I should've used UBB, for the price was so low.
Compared to the price I paid, for my tale of board whoa.

Buggy it isn't, UBB is best.
UBB has features, good ones I might add.
Unlike Matt's board, which ran very bad.

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You wwwboard haters out there will appreciate this.

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mwahahhahahahah that was ownage

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allen up-- late night
setting permissions; fixing
threewayaction board

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There once was a man named Dave;

Whose hair was all the rave;

In the code did it rebut,

that he would get it cut...

and he also got a shave

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Ted, pick a template
Just edit in your profile
CSS is kewl

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Charles makes some coffee
Then sits down to write some code
He runs on caffeine

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anybody want to
write a UBB haiku?
just do 5-7-5

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