Previous Thread
Next Thread
Print Thread
Rate Thread
#76994 09/21/2001 5:59 PM
Joined: Sep 2000
Posts: 793
D
Member
OP Offline
Member
D
Joined: Sep 2000
Posts: 793
I debated putting this in Modification Suggestions, but I felt it belonged here better; since this isn't so much a suggestion, but a poll on whether or not I should write this modification. It'll be called "DT's Entrance Exam", and will serve to keep out the blithering idiots from your website. All it really is is a number of multiple choice questions or free-response; and if they get a number of them wrong, then they will be unable to register.

For example, Admins could have this going here at UBBDev smile
--------------------
Question 1:

What is your favorite bulletin board system? Note that this will have no effect on whether you are able to register or not*.
A: UBB
B: YaBB
C: ikonBoard
D: vb
E: Some Remote hosted piece of crap
F: That bulletin board I wrote...yeah...that one...Uh...Im gonna go now...(Then have a link to www.disney.com)

*Yes it will.
--------------------
(Note everything except the actual idea for the hack is all in fun smile )


-DT
Sponsored Links
#76995 09/21/2001 6:10 PM
Joined: Mar 2000
Posts: 3,594
J
Moderator / Template Diva
Offline
Moderator / Template Diva
J
Joined: Mar 2000
Posts: 3,594
Question 2: Where did you get your UBB?
A. Infopop.com, duh!
B. Really, man, I swear it was from Infopop.com! C'mon, you gotta believe me!
C. 1337W4R3Z.com
D. I don't remember. Probably warez...
E. It had something to do with warez...
F. InfopopWarez.com

Question 3: What version do you have?
A. A real version
B. 6.05 Aftershock Edition
C. Whatever the warez site was dealin'.

Question 4: What's your IQ?
A. Um...
B. 42
C. 100+
D. Higher than yours

Question 5: Do you have any intentions of switching to any other forums software in the next four years? (This question will not affect whether you are allowed to register.*)
A. No, UBB rules!
B. Yeah, I just wanna leech off the awesome knowledge of you guys over here for awhile.
C. Yeah, duh, who doesn't?!
D. Yeah, I think there are maybe two or three things that maybe *aren't* already included in VB, and I wanna get some ideas for more ways to clog it up with bad code...
*Yes it does.

laugh

---Skorpion


Don't put that signature in your mouth! You don't know where it's been!
#76996 09/21/2001 6:45 PM
Joined: Jul 2000
Posts: 1,349
E
Ell Offline
Member
Offline
Member
E
Joined: Jul 2000
Posts: 1,349
Q4: Enter your credit card details below

1. OK:
._________________.
[_________________]

2. No.

[ 09-21-2001: Message edited by: Borg ]

#76997 09/21/2001 6:47 PM
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 239
R
Member
Offline
Member
R
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 239
LOL!! laugh

#76998 09/21/2001 7:14 PM
Joined: Sep 2000
Posts: 793
D
Member
OP Offline
Member
D
Joined: Sep 2000
Posts: 793
Idiot1: Let's see...question 4...credit card information...lessee...

156D DA546 A54D.

Hm, On second thought, I'll just check no. Wait...the check by yes disapppeared...hey...it won't let me check both. HEY! STUPID COMPUTER! I WANNA PRESS NO AND THE INFO! *throws it out the window*


-DT
Sponsored Links
#76999 09/21/2001 9:27 PM
Joined: May 2001
Posts: 6,708
L
Member
Offline
Member
L
Joined: May 2001
Posts: 6,708
Good idea DT. smile They have to have the intellect to join onto a forum. laugh


Link Copied to Clipboard
Donate Today!
Donate via PayPal

Donate to UBBDev today to help aid in Operational, Server and Script Maintenance, and Development costs.

Please also see our parent organization VNC Web Services if you're in the need of a new UBB.threads Install or Upgrade, Site/Server Migrations, or Security and Coding Services.
Recommended Hosts
We have personally worked with and recommend the following Web Hosts:
Stable Host
bluehost
InterServer
Visit us on Facebook
Member Spotlight
Zarzal
Zarzal
Berlin, Germany
Posts: 808
Joined: July 2001
Forum Statistics
Forums63
Topics37,552
Posts293,827
Members13,842
Most Online5,166
Sep 15th, 2019
Today's Statistics
Currently Online 217
Topics Created 0
Posts Made 2
Users Online 1
Birthdays 2
Top Posters
AllenAyres 21,079
JoshPet 10,369
LK 7,394
Lord Dexter 6,708
Gizmo 5,808
Greg Hard 4,625
Top Posters(30 Days)
stell 3
Morgan 1
Top Likes Received
isaac 66
Gizmo 12
Brett 7
WebGuy 2
Morgan 2
Top Likes Received (30 Days)
None yet
The UBB.Developers Network (UBB.Dev/Threads.Dev) is ©2000-2021 VNC Web Services

 
Powered by UBB.threads™ PHP Forum Software 8.0.0
(Snapshot build 20201211)
Responsive Width:

PHP: 5.4.45 Page Time: 0.045s Queries: 26 (0.017s) Memory: 3.2954 MB (Peak: 3.4946 MB) Data Comp: Zlib Server Time: 2021-03-02 19:27:43 UTC
Valid HTML 5 and Valid CSS