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#70939
04/15/2001 10:27 AM
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Joined: Feb 2000
Posts: 4,625
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"I'd like to buy the internet. How much does it cost?" "Which is better? Hardware or software?"
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#70940
04/15/2001 10:28 AM
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Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 966
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Lol.. I have a friend who's an AOL billing rep, I'm sure I can get her to give me a few choice quotes..
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#70941
04/15/2001 11:01 AM
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Joined: Mar 2000
Posts: 3,594
Moderator / Template Diva
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Moderator / Template Diva
Joined: Mar 2000
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I heard this one about a guy who called the manufacturer of his computer, wanting to get a replacement for the automatic slide-out cup holder that came on his 'puter. His broke off when he put his coffee into it. Poor guy. ---Skorpion
Don't put that signature in your mouth! You don't know where it's been!
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#70942
04/15/2001 12:53 PM
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Joined: Sep 2000
Posts: 755
P.I.T.A. / Programmer
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P.I.T.A. / Programmer
Joined: Sep 2000
Posts: 755 |
"Annnnnnnndd now, opening for Iron Maiden...... WYLD STALLYNS!!!" --Bill S. Preston, Esquire and Ted "Theodore " Logan
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#70943
04/15/2001 5:18 PM
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Joined: Sep 2000
Posts: 793
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LOL MM, I've heard some funny ones in my time too. I'll post them when I remember'em.
-DT
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#70944
04/15/2001 5:30 PM
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Joined: Jan 2001
Posts: 421
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Posts: 421 |
AOL Prank:
Caller: AOL is scaring me! Tech: Hello whats wrong? Caller: it always talks to me. Tech: How so? Caller: it says "welcome" and sometimes "you've got mail" Tech: thats normal Caller: it is not my friends never says it Tech: is your friends volume on? Caller: click
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#70945
04/15/2001 5:41 PM
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Joined: Jan 1999
Posts: 568
Moderator / Fish
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Moderator / Fish
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#70946
04/15/2001 5:43 PM
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Joined: Apr 2001
Posts: 13
Junior Member
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Junior Member
Joined: Apr 2001
Posts: 13 |
I have a pocket book of these kinds of things, Internet, keyboards, mice, monitors you name it, even internetsex (lol).
A few small ones:
--- Caller: Is internet also open on Sundays? --- Caller: Internet is very slow, can you reboot it? --- Helpdesk: Now click on the "My Computer" icon on the left side of the screen. Caller: You mean left for me or left for you? ---
I have alot better ones than those but I don't really have any time left now.
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#70947
04/16/2001 10:53 AM
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Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 124
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I heard a story once of someone who complained to their Microsoft vendor that they couldnt get the fax function to work.
Turned out they were holding a piece of paper to the monitor and clicking "send"..... :rolleyes:
Signatures suck. Thats why I dont have one.
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#70948
04/16/2001 11:01 AM
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Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 966
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This guy my dad worked with got himself a computer.. or so he thought.. he couldn't figure out why it wouldn't work.. all he had was a monitor and a keyboard.. no actual computer..
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#70949
04/16/2001 8:12 PM
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Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 652
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LOL, those are really funny! Post some more.
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#70950
04/16/2001 8:15 PM
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Joined: Feb 2000
Posts: 4,625
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[Customer who wants to buy more software, we join em]
Tech: Well, sir, for that, i think you should just visit your local egghead. Caller: Yeah, i got me a couple of friends. Tech: Actually, sir, i meant the software store. Caller: oh. I thought you meant find some geeks.
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#70951
04/16/2001 10:44 PM
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Joined: Apr 2001
Posts: 81
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