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#70939 04/15/2001 10:27 AM
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"I'd like to buy the internet. How much does it cost?"
"Which is better? Hardware or software?"
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Lol.. I have a friend who's an AOL billing rep, I'm sure I can get her to give me a few choice quotes..

#70941 04/15/2001 11:01 AM
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I heard this one about a guy who called the manufacturer of his computer, wanting to get a replacement for the automatic slide-out cup holder that came on his 'puter. His broke off when he put his coffee into it. Poor guy. laugh

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LOL MM, I've heard some funny ones in my time too. I'll post them when I remember'em.


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AOL Prank:

Caller: AOL is scaring me!
Tech: Hello whats wrong?
Caller: it always talks to me.
Tech: How so?
Caller: it says "welcome" and sometimes "you've got mail"
Tech: thats normal
Caller: it is not my friends never says it
Tech: is your friends volume on?
Caller: click

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I have a pocket book of these kinds of things, Internet, keyboards, mice, monitors you name it, even internetsex (lol).

A few small ones:

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Caller: Is internet also open on Sundays?
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Caller: Internet is very slow, can you reboot it?
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Helpdesk: Now click on the "My Computer" icon on the left side of the screen.
Caller: You mean left for me or left for you?
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I have alot better ones than those but I don't really have any time left now.

#70947 04/16/2001 10:53 AM
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I heard a story once of someone who complained to their Microsoft vendor that they couldnt get the fax function to work.


Turned out they were holding a piece of paper to the monitor and clicking "send"..... :rolleyes:


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This guy my dad worked with got himself a computer.. or so he thought.. he couldn't figure out why it wouldn't work.. all he had was a monitor and a keyboard.. no actual computer..

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LOL, those are really funny! Post some more.

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[Customer who wants to buy more software, we join em]

Tech: Well, sir, for that, i think you should just visit your local egghead.
Caller: Yeah, i got me a couple of friends.
Tech: Actually, sir, i meant the software store.
Caller: oh. I thought you meant find some geeks.

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