If you mistook that as sarcasm believe me, it's not. It's a cry for help... I haven't seen Brett post in several days so I was getting a bit concerned. Just hope he's in good health.
Just some other info though this was working perfectly until I updated it with the fixes for the same problem you had Ian. My members could also not upload files. Once I applied the fixes I ended up with this problem. I'm surprised you don't have this problem as well.
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