I know some of you *looks in Dark Templars direction* are having problems visiting the site, and are staring aimlessly at the activity of others for hours on end via "Who's Online"... in this topic, I want you all to anonymously share and heal each other... first you have to admit that you have a "WOL" problem... then we can begin to help you...

. o O ("anonymous"? HA! Who am I kidding? I'm gonna be watching WOL to see all those disfunctional freaks who come to view this! :D)

PS. Hahaha! Just noticed FIVE moderators are browsing this board right now! Never seen even that many in the private board at once!

Hello, my name is Allen, and I'm a who's online addict.

Everyone: Hi allen!

Hey everyone, I'm called Dark Templar, and I have a problem...I leave who's online running in the background, and whenever I'm bored, I switch over to check what's goin on.

I only look at who's online to spy on the people I'm stalking..

And no, I'm not sitting in the bushes outside JohnM's house right now, that's just a bird making them move like that..

Lucia: Change "From: A long way away" to "From: Closer than you think"

Allen, DT; take these pills. I found them in a actual doctors cabinate! They're either asprin, or viagra....

Ahhh bizarre, you posted the same thing to me in two different topics ell.. Freak..

Hmm...Got an idea. How about you take the first one Borg, since you said you'd be watching who's online to see who reads this .

Viagra? Who said viagra? *looks at Ell*

My name is Skorpion, and I'm pretty sure I've looked at WOL approximately three times for a total of maybe ten minutes, since it's been installed here. I'm not addicted to it. But I am happily addicted to caffeine. God bless the man who made Jolt Cola.

---Skorpion