A: Sense of humour, and the ability to tell the difference between a joke and a real slag!!

Q: If a tree falls and no-one hears it, does it really fall? (sorry, I do a lot of psychology/philosophy stuff)

A. Air molecules move, make sound. Regardless of whether there are eardrums to hear them.. It's like asking if the sun shines on a blind person's face

Q. What's your favorite book?

A: To Kill a MockingBird

Q: Yours?

A) Quite Ugly One Morning

Q) What's Navaho's master plan?

A. Navahoville!!!!!!

Q. Why is Ted noticeablt absent from the UBB support forums these days?

A. Because the real Ted has been replaced with an android totally undetectable from the real thing, except it can't type..

Q. What color am I wearing?

A) you are not wearing anything

Q) Why am I not french ?

A. Because you're from Mars

Q. Why do people here think I'm an incurable exhibitionist as evidenced by chuck's last post? ( I am ACTUALLY wearing clothes.)

a) maybe because we are starting to know you better

q) should I worry if someone rings at my door in the next 10 minutes ?

a) Yes, it will be one of my minions come to get you..

Q. How many emails a day do you get on average?

a) around 35

q) when is the next ubbdev worldwide meeting ?

A. My house, tomorrow night

Q. What makes you think you'd be invited?

a) I always wanted to visit neverneverland !!

q) who is the guest star ?

A: Nav

Q: You got five minutes to do whatever the hell you like in the world, no-one will remember afterwards, only you will...what do you do??

A. Borrow and wear the crown Jewels for 5 minutes

Q. What's your shoe size?