UBB.Developers Forums General Discussion Chit Chat Q & A

Previous Thread

Next Thread

Re: Q & A #69159 04/05/2001 3:50 PM Joined: Aug 2000 Posts: 226 amykhar Member amykhar Member Joined: Aug 2000 Posts: 226 Because he said Cal tasted like cat. What is the meaning of life? Amy

Re: Q & A #69160 04/05/2001 4:35 PM Joined: Mar 2000 Posts: 615 USA! JohnM Member JohnM Member Joined: Mar 2000 Posts: 615 USA! A: What do you mean? Q: Why do chickens taste like cal?

Re: Q & A #69161 04/05/2001 4:41 PM Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 421 Somewhere | Sanity: None | Sex... Blaze Member Blaze Member Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 421 Somewhere | Sanity: None | Sex... A: b/c cal is a chicken Q: when will ubb 6.03 come out

Re: Q & A #69162 04/05/2001 4:43 PM Joined: Feb 2000 Posts: 4,625 My Room Greg Hard Member Greg Hard Member Joined: Feb 2000 Posts: 4,625 My Room A: 2001, April Q: When in april? Capps?

Re: Q & A #69163 04/05/2001 4:45 PM Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 421 Somewhere | Sanity: None | Sex... Blaze Member Blaze Member Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 421 Somewhere | Sanity: None | Sex... A: On the 69th of april Q: Why isnt there a 69th day in april?

Re: Q & A #69164 04/05/2001 6:45 PM Joined: Jan 1999 Posts: 568 Cambridge, UK Sally Moderator / Fish Sally Moderator / Fish Joined: Jan 1999 Posts: 568 Cambridge, UK a. because it only has 30 days, people start to get confused if the numbers get much higher. q. why are my fish so noisy?

Re: Q & A #69165 04/05/2001 6:50 PM Joined: Feb 2000 Posts: 4,625 My Room Greg Hard Member Greg Hard Member Joined: Feb 2000 Posts: 4,625 My Room A: Two reasons: Because they are yours and your signature says the rest. Q: Does your website comply with HTML 4.01?

Re: Q & A #69166 04/05/2001 6:57 PM Joined: Jan 1999 Posts: 568 Cambridge, UK Sally Moderator / Fish Sally Moderator / Fish Joined: Jan 1999 Posts: 568 Cambridge, UK lol a. of course not q. where's my favorite t-shirt gone?

Re: Q & A #69167 04/05/2001 7:14 PM Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 966 Closer than you think | Sanity... Lucia Member Lucia Member Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 966 Closer than you think | Sanity... A. Capps ate it Q. Why did he eat it?

Re: Q & A #69168 04/05/2001 7:31 PM Joined: Jan 2000 Posts: 5,073 Portland, OR Charles Capps Admin Emeritus Charles Capps Admin Emeritus Joined: Jan 2000 Posts: 5,073 Portland, OR A. I needed the fiber. Q. What was the topping? After all, shirts aren't that tasty on their own. [ April 05, 2001: Message edited by: Charles Capps ] UBB.classic: Love it or hate it, it was mine.

Re: Q & A #69169 04/05/2001 7:50 PM Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 966 Closer than you think | Sanity... Lucia Member Lucia Member Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 966 Closer than you think | Sanity... A. Cheesy puffs and chocolate sauce Q. What else was on the shirt?

Re: Q & A #69170 04/05/2001 7:53 PM Joined: Jan 2000 Posts: 5,073 Portland, OR Charles Capps Admin Emeritus Charles Capps Admin Emeritus Joined: Jan 2000 Posts: 5,073 Portland, OR A. The UBBDev Logo! B. Who won that contest anyway? UBB.classic: Love it or hate it, it was mine.

Re: Q & A #69171 04/05/2001 8:11 PM Joined: Jul 2000 Posts: 610 Haarlem, The Netherlands SpAwN Member SpAwN Member Joined: Jul 2000 Posts: 610 Haarlem, The Netherlands A: Not me Q: what is your lenght?

Re: Q & A #69172 04/05/2001 8:18 PM Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 966 Closer than you think | Sanity... Lucia Member Lucia Member Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 966 Closer than you think | Sanity... A. 6ft 0 Q. What do you need to do to become a Ubbdev staff member?

Re: Q & A #69173 04/05/2001 8:24 PM Joined: Sep 2000 Posts: 793 USA Dark Templar Member Dark Templar Member Joined: Sep 2000 Posts: 793 USA A. I should know, I was one! It takes knowledge of UBB's and a good attitude! Q. How long will it take for Allen to read all the Q&A's since the last one he read? -DT

Re: Q & A #69174 04/05/2001 8:27 PM Joined: Jul 2000 Posts: 610 Haarlem, The Netherlands SpAwN Member SpAwN Member Joined: Jul 2000 Posts: 610 Haarlem, The Netherlands A: Ages Q: how many centimeters = 6ft0

Re: Q & A #69175 04/05/2001 8:29 PM Joined: Sep 2000 Posts: 793 USA Dark Templar Member Dark Templar Member Joined: Sep 2000 Posts: 793 USA A. Lessee...6x12= 72 in x 2.5 cm/inch approx = More centimeters than I care to count! Q. Where's Allen? -DT

Re: Q & A #69176 04/05/2001 8:32 PM Joined: Jul 2000 Posts: 610 Haarlem, The Netherlands SpAwN Member SpAwN Member Joined: Jul 2000 Posts: 610 Haarlem, The Netherlands A: Under a in the dictionary... Q: Who will close this topic after 30 pages?

Re: Q & A #69177 04/05/2001 8:35 PM Joined: Jan 2000 Posts: 5,073 Portland, OR Charles Capps Admin Emeritus Charles Capps Admin Emeritus Joined: Jan 2000 Posts: 5,073 Portland, OR A. The magic thread closing fairy! Q. Who is the magic thread closing fairy? UBB.classic: Love it or hate it, it was mine.

Re: Q & A #69178 04/05/2001 8:36 PM Joined: Sep 2000 Posts: 793 USA Dark Templar Member Dark Templar Member Joined: Sep 2000 Posts: 793 USA A: MasterMind Q: Who else knew that? -DT

Re: Q & A #69179 04/05/2001 8:38 PM Joined: Jan 2000 Posts: 5,073 Portland, OR Charles Capps Admin Emeritus Charles Capps Admin Emeritus Joined: Jan 2000 Posts: 5,073 Portland, OR A. navaho Q. What is navaho doing at this very moment? UBB.classic: Love it or hate it, it was mine.

Re: Q & A #69180 04/05/2001 8:40 PM Joined: Sep 2000 Posts: 793 USA Dark Templar Member Dark Templar Member Joined: Sep 2000 Posts: 793 USA A: laughin at that funny UBB For Dummies book cover borg made Q: Who DIDN'T think that UBB For Dummies book cover was funny? -DT

Re: Q & A #69181 04/05/2001 10:36 PM Joined: Mar 2000 Posts: 3,594 College Jamin Moderator / Template Diva Jamin Moderator / Template Diva Joined: Mar 2000 Posts: 3,594 College A: Ted. Q: When does UBB For Dummies hit the shelves? ---Skorpion Don't put that signature in your mouth! You don't know where it's been!

Re: Q & A #69182 04/05/2001 10:43 PM Joined: Sep 2000 Posts: 793 USA Dark Templar Member Dark Templar Member Joined: Sep 2000 Posts: 793 USA A: Hopefully soon! Q: Will I get a free copy? -DT

Re: Q & A #69183 04/06/2001 2:42 AM Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 2,667 London, UK Charles Veteran Charles Veteran Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 2,667 London, UK A) You could, but that would mean renewal will get more expensive, so you won't Q) Why does having 12 hours offset with the rest of you guys sux ? [ April 06, 2001: Message edited by: Chuck ] Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Re: Q & A #69184 04/06/2001 7:18 AM Joined: May 2000 Posts: 1,356 Istanbul, Turkey Burak Addict Burak Addict Joined: May 2000 Posts: 1,356 Istanbul, Turkey A: I dont know Q: Do you think that navaho borned with his beard?

Re: Q & A #69185 04/06/2001 7:39 AM Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 2,667 London, UK Charles Veteran Charles Veteran Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 2,667 London, UK a) don't know, I wasn't here when it happened ! q) Are Ted and Charles Capp the same person ? Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Re: Q & A #69186 04/06/2001 9:06 AM Joined: Sep 2000 Posts: 793 USA Dark Templar Member Dark Templar Member Joined: Sep 2000 Posts: 793 USA A: Well...I suppose if they both were replaced with androids, they would be the same person. Q: When did they get replaced by androids? -DT

Re: Q & A #69187 04/06/2001 9:09 AM Joined: Mar 2000 Posts: 3,594 College Jamin Moderator / Template Diva Jamin Moderator / Template Diva Joined: Mar 2000 Posts: 3,594 College A: 2025 AD. Q: How many M&M's does it take to make an orange dog cry? Don't put that signature in your mouth! You don't know where it's been!

Re: Q & A #69188 04/06/2001 10:21 AM Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 966 Closer than you think | Sanity... Lucia Member Lucia Member Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 966 Closer than you think | Sanity... A. Dog's can't cry Q. How bad has my week been?

Re: Q & A #69189 04/06/2001 10:27 AM Joined: Aug 2000 Posts: 226 amykhar Member amykhar Member Joined: Aug 2000 Posts: 226 Not as bad as mine. Will next week be any better?

Re: Q & A #69190 04/06/2001 10:38 AM Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 966 Closer than you think | Sanity... Lucia Member Lucia Member Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 966 Closer than you think | Sanity... A. Knowing my luck, next week, world war 3 will be declared, and start in my back yard. Q. What's the meaning of life?

Re: Q & A #69191 04/06/2001 10:42 AM Joined: Aug 2000 Posts: 226 amykhar Member amykhar Member Joined: Aug 2000 Posts: 226 42 Where did I find that answer?

Re: Q & A #69192 04/06/2001 10:44 AM Joined: Feb 1999 Posts: 1,379 London, UK | Genius: 100% cal Programmer cal Programmer Joined: Feb 1999 Posts: 1,379 London, UK | Genius: 100% a. THHGTTG q. what does that stand for? Just a thought http://www.iamcal.com

Re: Q & A #69193 04/06/2001 10:46 AM Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 966 Closer than you think | Sanity... Lucia Member Lucia Member Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 966 Closer than you think | Sanity... A. the hitch hikers guide to the galaxy.. Q. Also by the same author, tldttots.. What's that stand for?

Re: Q & A #69194 04/06/2001 10:54 AM Joined: Feb 1999 Posts: 1,379 London, UK | Genius: 100% cal Programmer cal Programmer Joined: Feb 1999 Posts: 1,379 London, UK | Genius: 100% a. the long dark tea time of the soul q. who's the author Just a thought http://www.iamcal.com

Re: Q & A #69195 04/06/2001 11:13 AM Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 966 Closer than you think | Sanity... Lucia Member Lucia Member Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 966 Closer than you think | Sanity... A. Douglas Adams Q. Which author have I met irl?

Re: Q & A #69196 04/06/2001 11:38 AM Joined: Aug 2000 Posts: 226 amykhar Member amykhar Member Joined: Aug 2000 Posts: 226 If I had to guess, Douglass Adams. Is he nice?

Re: Q & A #69197 04/06/2001 11:45 AM Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 966 Closer than you think | Sanity... Lucia Member Lucia Member Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 966 Closer than you think | Sanity... A. Wasn't douglas adams, was Terry Pratchett, and he wore a hat. Q. How drunk should I get today?

Re: Q & A #69198 04/06/2001 12:44 PM Joined: Jul 2000 Posts: 610 Haarlem, The Netherlands SpAwN Member SpAwN Member Joined: Jul 2000 Posts: 610 Haarlem, The Netherlands A: None Q: Does Lucia listen to that "None"