A) Who Is Cal Online

Q) What is the main population of Greenland ?

A. The people who live there

Q. When is nav getting a hair cut?

Just a thought

A. The way I understand how it works, Navaho would have to think about doing it, and then Charles would be in charge of implementing it.

Q. Does Charles accept bribes for introducing new features to UBB?

A: Yes

Q: Post your picture

A:

Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A. www.iamcal.com/ubbdev/

Q. What's the biggest lie you ever told?

A: Oh Lucia, you look BEAUTIFUL!

Q: (again) How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

(a) It would chuck all the wood in the world straight at elliot for being a meanie..

Q.. How many months in traction will Borg need after that previous post?

A: He'll be permanently bedridden.

Q: How long will it take the mobsters Elliott hired to track down Lucia and break her ankles?

A. Forever, since Borg couldn't afford to pay mobsters if he tried

Q. What percentage of ubbdev members think Lucia is off her rocker?

A: 100%

Q: How will Lucia retaliate against my answer?

A: When your doorbell rings, answer it to find out.

Q: Least favorite food?

A. Custard

Q. How much fear does Stilgar feel right now?

A: None, in his straightjacket and foam-padded cell.

"Lucia's coming to get me! I TELL YOU LUCIA'S COMING FOR ME!!!"

Q: Favorite smilie?

Well, Borg beat me...

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Q: what is your favorite day of the work week?

A. I don't work, so all of them .. Tuesdays are good though, because Dark Angel is on TV.. and I like that..

Q. What's your favorite game?

A: this thread

Q: Who is your favorite member at ubbdev?

A: Digital Boy.. those cute dimples..

Q. What's the evilest thing you've done and got away with?

A: Ripped a security camera off the wall in a local mall.
(this is when I was in high school so don't hold it against me)


Q: Do you miss H.R. Puffenstuff?

A: Er, yes?

Q: What is the sound of one hand clapping?