UBB.Developers Forums UBB.classic V6.4 - 6.7 Modifications V6 Mod Ideas close topic hack

Looking for a hack (that I'm assuming would be a small matter...?) that would do one of the following:

- closes a topic when it reaches 100 posts, no matter what forum it's in

- closes a topic when it reaches 100 posts in a certain folder

- closes a topic when it reaches 100 posts if the topic has "random" anywhere in the title

- closes a topic when it reaches 100 posts if the topic has "random" anywhere in the title and is in a certain folder

I haven't been able to find a hack that does anything like this (am I just not looking hard enough?), and I'm not sure about how to go about doing it myself, which is why I hope one of you brave, talented souls would take on the task for me.

I'm really hoping to bend my UBB (v6.1.0) to my will in this matter, so please let me know! Thanks.

I've decided that I'd much rather just have either "closes a topic when it reaches 100 posts, no matter what forum it's in" or "closes a topic when it reaches 100 posts in a certain forum". =)